Has to be Librarian.
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counselor in SS presidency is easier than librarian.Originally posted by brother_h8 View PostI'm like LeBron James.
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Being assigned to prepare the sacrament and find guys to bless and pass in a newly married ward. No meetings, needs 15 minutes of effort per week.Comment
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sorry but Primary subsitute (when no one knows you are the substitute) is the easiest."Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
"And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam CarollaComment
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"Less Active Member" is the best calling there is.Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
Where did you get that avatar picture, MRD? Sweet Fancy Moses."More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
-- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)Comment
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Nursery is really easy. Play with toys...take stinky diaper kids to their parents...play with toys...sing little songs...give a 5 minute lesson on 'be nice and love Jesus'...eat snacks. Seriously, is there really something easier than that?Comment
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Yup. I relished my roll as 2nd counselor in SS Presidency in my last ward.Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post"Nobody listens to Turtle."-TurtlesigpicComment
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harumph. Two strikes and you've only been here six hours.Originally posted by brother_h8 View PostComment
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I once was called to be "ward greeter" while attending BYU (kind of like a walmart greeter, but for church). I thought it was a joke at first and then I felt a bit like a loser when I found out it was a real thing. Once I swallowed my pride and embraced my calling, it ended up being really fun and easy. All I had to do was show up a little early for church and smile at people and welcome them.Comment
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Assistant ward mascot coordinator, in case the regular guy is out of town."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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we have those at our church. I always glare at them as I head upstairs to wrangle the 26 five-year-olds in my sunday school class.Originally posted by faith View PostComment
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