Is it true that there is some bizarre temple ordinance in which one's calling and election is made sure? I heard lots of rumors about this while I was in the MTC.
This reminds me of a problem I had in the MTC. Every P-day all the missionaries in my district would spend ALL their free time doing sealings and extra endowment sessions. I had this theory that they were doing sealings because of a subconscious drive to hold a girl's hand. But the whole thing really pissed me off because I had to beg someone to leave the temple every week after our single obligatory endowment session was complete.
Also, there was a Marriott in my MTC district who gave us all a lecture about how garments protect you if you obey the rules. I told him that this was an offensive belief, especially to any missionary (or other Mormon for that matter) who was harmed while wearing his garmies. So one day after an endowment session I was chilling on the couch in the Celestial Room, pondering all things secular, while this pompous Marriott sat down next to me and leaned over with this creepy look on his face. Twilight zone music started playing in my head as he emphatically whispered: "SEE, they DO protect you!!!"
This reminds me of a problem I had in the MTC. Every P-day all the missionaries in my district would spend ALL their free time doing sealings and extra endowment sessions. I had this theory that they were doing sealings because of a subconscious drive to hold a girl's hand. But the whole thing really pissed me off because I had to beg someone to leave the temple every week after our single obligatory endowment session was complete.
Also, there was a Marriott in my MTC district who gave us all a lecture about how garments protect you if you obey the rules. I told him that this was an offensive belief, especially to any missionary (or other Mormon for that matter) who was harmed while wearing his garmies. So one day after an endowment session I was chilling on the couch in the Celestial Room, pondering all things secular, while this pompous Marriott sat down next to me and leaned over with this creepy look on his face. Twilight zone music started playing in my head as he emphatically whispered: "SEE, they DO protect you!!!"
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