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    The Book of Mormon is True!

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124640811360577075.html
    Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
    -General George S. Patton

    I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
    -DOCTOR Wuap
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    Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124640811360577075.html
    Freakin' Amish. Always trying to keep up with the Zooks.

    This slayed me:

    "People wanted bigger weddings, newer carriages . . . Some Amish families had bought second homes on the west coast of Florida and expensive Dutch Harness Horses, with their distinctive, prancing gait. Others lined their carriages in dark velvet and illuminated them with battery-powered LED lighting.
    Something about pimped out carriages paired with a second home in Florida struck me as a strange juxtaposition.

    We have lots of Amish in this neck of the woods, but I think they've stayed very conservative. They're extremely nice, especially to Mormons, but I do wish they would bathe more regularly.
    "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
    -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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      Originally posted by Solon View Post
      Freakin' Amish. Always trying to keep up with the Zooks.

      This slayed me:



      Something about pimped out carriages paired with a second home in Florida struck me as a strange juxtaposition.

      We have lots of Amish in this neck of the woods, but I think they've stayed very conservative. They're extremely nice, especially to Mormons, but I do wish they would bathe more regularly.
      The velvet in the carriage got a very hearty LOL out of me as well.

      Great article!
      Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
      -General George S. Patton

      I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
      -DOCTOR Wuap

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
        The velvet in the carriage got a very hearty LOL out of me as well.

        Great article!
        Wow. That was funny. Reminded me of my buddy's van in HS after he installed plush carpet, a wrap around bench and running lights. The whole thing screams of an SNL spoof of Pimp My Ride.
        "Nobody listens to Turtle."
        -Turtle
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          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Moliere View Post
            http://www.cougarstadium.com/showthr...=1#post1126720
            So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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