99% of the women don't care, so it's nice that Funk is offended on their behalf to bring this atrocity to light.
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Because they're all metaphysically lobotomized, which is the whole point. If you raise them from babies to be taught that the way of the world is patriarchal and they are inferior to men and their role is circumscribed and stunted, the indoctrination will be self-fulfilling. Real women think what you say 99% of women don't care about is repulsive, if they consider it. But you're probably right in the sense that 99% of women within and outside Mormonism who would be offended by it don't waste their time giving it a minute's thought.Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View Post99% of the women don't care, so it's nice that Funk is offended on their behalf to bring this atrocity to light.
That whole list gives me the heebee Jeebees. Yuck.When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
--Jonathan Swift
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My wife likes them more than I do.Originally posted by mpfunk View PostYou forgot the part where the mother is excluded. Even asking to hold the baby during the blessing is too much for an uppity mother to ask.
For the most part, the child us supported and surrounded by strangers to him or her. Many of the people in the circle probably met the baby for the first time that day.
Baby blessings are a great example of massive problems in the LDS church.
Sent from my VS985 4G using TapatalkI'm like LeBron James.
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Sort of like all of those Saudi women who don't want the right to drive. You know, because it threatens the family and divinely ordained gender roles and so on.Originally posted by SeattleUte View PostBecause they're all metaphysically lobotomized, which is the whole point. If you raise them from babies to be taught that the way of the world is patriarchal and they are inferior to men and their role is circumscribed and stunted, the indoctrination will be self-fulfilling. Real women think what you say 99% of women don't care about is repulsive, if they consider it. But you're probably right in the sense that 99% of women within and outside Mormonism who would be offended by it don't waste their time giving it a minute's thought.
That whole list gives me the heebee Jeebees. Yuck.
https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...an-not-popular"More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
-- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)
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Tough list, but I'll play the game...Originally posted by ByronMarchant View PostHere is my rank list:
1. Church basketball
2. Bishop interviews (entertainment value)
3. Baptisms for the dead
4. Word of Wisdom
5. Hymns
6. Garments
7. The Endowment
8. Missions
9. Scouting
10. Ban on children of gays getting baptized
Baptisms for the dead
WoW
Missions
Church Bball
Hymns
Endowment
Bishop Interview
Gs
Scouting
Ban on children of gaysI'm like LeBron James.
-mpfunk
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I guess Funk is in the 1%.Originally posted by SeattleUte View PostBecause they're all metaphysically lobotomized, which is the whole point. If you raise them from babies to be taught that the way of the world is patriarchal and they are inferior to men and their role is circumscribed and stunted, the indoctrination will be self-fulfilling. Real women think what you say 99% of women don't care about is repulsive, if they consider it. But you're probably right in the sense that 99% of women within and outside Mormonism who would be offended by it don't waste their time giving it a minute's thought.
That whole list gives me the heebee Jeebees. Yuck.Last edited by Omaha 680; 08-15-2016, 08:06 AM.
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Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Postlol. nobody ever wastes their time on this site.
Last edited by Northwestcoug; 08-15-2016, 10:34 AM."...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
- SeattleUte
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Not me. The Church is bad.Originally posted by LiveCoug View PostRaise your hand if you are super surprised at the direction this thread is taking!Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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HIs wife is indeed in an unusual position--a progressive women stuck in a time capsule called Mormonism.Originally posted by Omaha 680 View PostI guess Funk is in the 1%.When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
--Jonathan Swift
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Originally posted by SeattleUte View PostBecause they're all metaphysically lobotomized, which is the whole point. If you raise them from babies to be taught that the way of the world is patriarchal and they are inferior to men and their role is circumscribed and stunted, the indoctrination will be self-fulfilling. Real women think what you say 99% of women don't care about is repulsive, if they consider it. But you're probably right in the sense that 99% of women within and outside Mormonism who would be offended by it don't waste their time giving it a minute's thought.
That whole list gives me the heebee Jeebees. Yuck.
LOL, I know a lot of women who are OK with this and they are a hell of a lot brighter than you have proven to be. Of course you can always use the Trump excuse, "I was being sarcastic".
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