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  • TripletDaddy
    sweet triple
    • Nov 2008
    • 58186

    #151
    STOP saying "close quote!"
    Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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    • Donuthole
      Official Outgayer
      • Nov 2008
      • 25228

      #152
      T Mo's delivery is strange tonight.
      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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      • San Juan Sun
        Kicked to the curb
        • Dec 2009
        • 9214

        #153
        Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
        T Mo's delivery is strange tonight.
        He speaks about 3-4 words at a time. Definitely getting older. My mission president was best friends with the secretary to the 1st Presidency. This was back in the mid 90s. They would talk about Pres Monson's diabetes and indicated that he was in poor health even back then.
        "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

        - Ty Cobb

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        • LVAllen
          Senior Member
          • Oct 2013
          • 3222

          #154
          Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
          STOP saying "close quote!"
          I think that last one was just for you.

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          • Commando
            Explosivo
            • Feb 2009
            • 20748

            #155
            Originally posted by Harry Tic View Post
            I wonder how many boxes of tissue President Eyring would go through watching Old Yeller?

            My guess is that he would get choked up telling a friend about the storyline of Dumb and Dumber.
            Very wrong. I keep thinking of some of Jeff Daniels' lines about Frieda Felcher in Eyring's tearful warble.
            "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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            • HuskyFreeNorthwest
              Time to camp
              • Nov 2008
              • 26082

              #156
              I just have to say that despite recent troubling times, the truthfullness of Oregon football was confirmed by our great leaders ending in time for me to be home for kick off.
              Get confident, stupid
              -landpoke

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              • LVAllen
                Senior Member
                • Oct 2013
                • 3222

                #157
                I liked that arrangement.

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                • clackamascoug
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 9709

                  #158
                  I feel blessed in my life.

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                  • pellegrino
                    miserere me
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 12100

                    #159
                    Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
                    I liked that arrangement.
                    what was it?
                    Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                    God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                    Alessandro Manzoni

                    Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                    pelagius

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                    • Bo Diddley
                      Senior
                      • Jul 2012
                      • 18695

                      #160
                      Originally posted by Sullyute View Post
                      Wow are we getting out a half our early?!
                      I was wondering if Elder Scott was scheduled to speak.

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                      • cougjunkie
                        *Banned*
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 23223

                        #161
                        Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post
                        I was wondering if Elder Scott was scheduled to speak.
                        John Dehlin is taking credit for that.
                        *Banned*

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                        • Bo Diddley
                          Senior
                          • Jul 2012
                          • 18695

                          #162
                          Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
                          John Dehlin is taking credit for that.
                          He's so powerful!

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                          • Sullyute
                            a day late/a dollar short
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 3308

                            #163
                            Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post
                            I was wondering if Elder Scott was scheduled to speak.
                            That makes perfect sense as they usually have two apostles speak in priesthood.
                            Last edited by Sullyute; 10-03-2015, 08:57 PM.
                            "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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                            • CardiacCoug
                              вот так штука
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 11013

                              #164
                              Recent talk on religious freedom by Elder Rasband:

                              The Church believes in religious freedom and fairness for all. We need to stand up for the rights of all people when we see them impeded.


                              I'm sure Elder Oaks liked this talk! Hey we'll be nice to gays as long as everybody else is nice to Mormons!

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                              • TripletDaddy
                                sweet triple
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 58186

                                #165
                                Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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