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  • All-American
    Right, as Usual
    • Nov 2008
    • 15653

    #121
    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    Jesus used sarcasm several times. Looks like LAU needs to start reading the scriptures.

    But the best use of sarcasm in all of scripture is Elijah. Bull roasting smack.
    Too bad the KJV translation of Elijah's smack is so timid. The imagery of Baal taking a dump deserves more literary flair than "pursuing" gives.
    τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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    • LA Ute
      Receiver of Memory
      • Nov 2008
      • 19512

      #122
      Who said it best?

      Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
      Interesting back-and-forth. If I have it correctly, sarcasm is the highest form of comedy, and since we seek after all good things, we should aspire to as sarcastic as possible. And since Jesus was sarcastic in the scriptures and he commands us to be like him, who are we to not be sarcastic?

      This discussion is soooooooooooo interesting. It's like the BEST EVER!!!!!
      Well, yes. Like I said, this line of reasoning supports CS as a truly Christlike place. My eyes have been opened.

      BTW, Lebowski, I'm not sure you would've taken it but back in the day there was a class at BYU on the Bible as literature. It was great. And you're right, there's tons or irony in the Bible -- of all kinds.

      The inescapable conclusion is that when Jesus said "Therefore, what manner of men ought ye to be? Verily I say unto you, even as I am," he probably was being sarcastic. Maybe even unkind. Who's going to bear his testimony about that tomorrow?
      Last edited by LA Ute; 08-01-2015, 08:32 PM.
      “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
      ― W.H. Auden


      "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
      -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


      "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
      --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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      • Jeff Lebowski
        Corporate lackey for Jesus
        • Nov 2008
        • 69583

        #123
        As AA points out, sometimes the sarcasm gets obscured with that clumsy KJV language. Take Ezekial 23:20 for instance:

        and lusted after their lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of stallions.


        You read the KJV version and you go

        You read the NIV and you go
        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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        • LA Ute
          Receiver of Memory
          • Nov 2008
          • 19512

          #124
          A new verse to “Love at Home” -- to be sung, of course, to the same tune:

          There is beauty all around
          Where there's sarcasm;
          And unkindness is great too -
          So is irony!
          Snark and put-downs here abide,
          Smiling sweet on ev'ry side.
          Time doth softly, sweetly glide
          When there's sarcasm.
          Sarcasm, sarcasm;
          And unkindness also rocks!
          So does irony.

          Scriptural reference: Matthew 23
          Last edited by LA Ute; 08-01-2015, 10:14 PM.
          “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
          ― W.H. Auden


          "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
          -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


          "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
          --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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          • Jeff Lebowski
            Corporate lackey for Jesus
            • Nov 2008
            • 69583

            #125
            LAU just swinging wildly now and making up a caricature. Def not irony.
            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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            • LA Ute
              Receiver of Memory
              • Nov 2008
              • 19512

              #126
              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
              LAU just swinging wildly now and making up a caricature. Def not irony.
              Give me a little credit. I thought I did a good job of matching the lyrics to the melody.
              “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
              ― W.H. Auden


              "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
              -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


              "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
              --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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              • New Mexican Disaster
                Suomalainen
                • Nov 2008
                • 4549

                #127
                Originally posted by LA Ute View Post
                Give me a little credit. I thought I did a good job of matching the lyrics to the melody.
                Sure you did.

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                • LA Ute
                  Receiver of Memory
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 19512

                  #128
                  Originally posted by New Mexican Disaster View Post
                  Sure you did.
                  I sense some sarcasm here.
                  “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                  ― W.H. Auden


                  "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                  -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                  "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                  --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                  • LA Ute
                    Receiver of Memory
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 19512

                    #129
                    Good news for the board:

                    Surprise: Harvard Study Shows that Sarcasm is Actually Good for You

                    “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                    ― W.H. Auden


                    "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                    -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                    "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                    --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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