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  • #91
    "And if we go to hell, we will turn the devils out of doors and make a heaven of it. Ki Yi!"

    Joseph Smith, History of the Church, 5:516–17
    Last edited by Brian; 07-20-2015, 11:02 AM.
    I intend to live forever.
    So far, so good.
    --Steven Wright

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    • #92
      Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
      That doesn't sound very progressive.
      Originally posted by Brian View Post
      "And if we go to hell, we will turn the devils out of doors and make a heaven of it. Ki Yi!"

      Joseph Smith, History of the Church, 5:516–17
      im going to dismiss you two without further argument!
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      • #93
        Originally posted by Brian View Post
        "And if we go to hell, we will turn the devils out of doors and make a heaven of it. Ki Yi!"

        Joseph Smith, History of the Church, 5:516–17
        Ki Yi? Is that a real quote?

        What exactly does that mean? I'd like to know before I using it.
        "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
        "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
        - SeattleUte

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        • #94
          Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
          Ki Yi? Is that a real quote?

          What exactly does that mean? I'd like to know before I using it.
          Joseph Smith is talking about how joyous our association/reward in Heaven shall be. Then he hedges b/c he was humble like that- cautious of getting ahead of himself when talking about how he's headed for the Pearly Gates. Then he breaks a cinderblock with the blade of his hand in a downward chopping motion.
          "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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          • #95
            Originally posted by Commando View Post
            Joseph Smith is talking about how joyous our association/reward in Heaven shall be. Then he hedges b/c he was humble like that- cautious of getting ahead of himself when talking about how he's headed for the Pearly Gates. Then he breaks a cinderblock with the blade of his hand in a downward chopping motion.
            Excellent. After thinking about this, I probably won't be using the phrase, at least not until I can break cinder blocks.
            "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
            "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
            - SeattleUte

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            • #96
              Originally posted by Brian View Post
              "And if we go to hell, we will turn the devils out of doors and make a heaven of it. Ki Yi!"

              Joseph Smith, History of the Church, 5:516–17
              Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
              Ki Yi? Is that a real quote?

              What exactly does that mean? I'd like to know before I using it.
              He was a Utah man, sir.

              Jo Smith.jpg
              I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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              • #97
                Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                I dont care about #8
                Save it for the Misogynistic Progmos thread, mister.
                "What are you prepared to do?" - Jimmy Malone

                "What choice?" - Abe Petrovsky

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                • #98
                  This sort of thing got John Dehlin excommunicated, just ask him:

                  Kudos to Julienna Viegas-Haws for writing such a courageous op-ed about "Progressive Mormonism." This sort of stuff got me excommunicated, but I'm hopeful that Julienna will have a better result.

                  My 2 cents - My family and I have literally never been happier as ex-Mormons. That said, positive progress within the LDS church, when it is made, can positively impact the lives of millions....so kudos to you and your comrades, Julienna! If I/we can help in any way, please let me/us know!
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                  "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                  Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                    Ki Yi? Is that a real quote?

                    What exactly does that mean? I'd like to know before I using it.
                    see Matthew 7:6
                    I intend to live forever.
                    So far, so good.
                    --Steven Wright

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                    • #100
                      Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
                      This sort of thing got John Dehlin excommunicated, just ask him:
                      Kudos to Julienna Viegas-Haws for writing such a courageous op-ed about "Progressive Mormonism."This sort of stuff got me excommunicated, but I'm hopeful that Julienna will have a better result.

                      My 2 cents - My family and I have literally never been happier as ex-Mormons. That said, positive progress within the LDS church, when it is made, can positively impact the lives of millions....so kudos to you and your comrades, Julienna! If I/we can help in any way, please let me/us know!

                      Note how he doesn't state that he and his family are happier than they have ever been, just that they are happier than they have ever been as ex-mormons. Speaks volumes.
                      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                      • #101
                        Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                        Note how he doesn't state that he and his family are happier than they have ever been, just that they are happier than they have ever been as ex-mormons. Speaks volumes.
                        He/they seem to be doing quite well for him/themself/ves!
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                        • #102
                          Originally posted by Brian View Post
                          see Matthew 7:6
                          That hurts
                          "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                          "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                          - SeattleUte

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