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    Now that book of Mormon historicity is resolved with a resounding "hell no!" -- among people with at least half a brain (the very notion that scripture was ever supposed to be a history book is actually so wrong) -- what's left? LDS literature is, well, chloroform in print; it's bad; awkward, tacky faux KJV. The banality of LDS meetings is crushing. In the past 30+ years, the few times I've entered a house of worship of various denominations have reinforced the superiority of professional clergy. The obsession with sexuality is bizarre, almost swallows the institution. Maybe most important, is the repeated opposition to social progress that wipes out any moral authority. The food sucks. There is no doctrine.

    What I've learned here is that many progmos revel in the misery. The chronic, dull psychic ache associated with LDS activity is delicious to them. I don't pretend to understand it, but I see it.
    When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

    --Jonathan Swift

  • #2
    Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
    Now that book of Mormon historicity is resolved with a resounding "hell no!" -- among people with at least half a brain (the very notion that scripture was ever supposed to be a history book is actually so wrong) -- what's left? LDS literature is, well, chloroform in print; it's bad; awkward, tacky faux KJV. The banality of LDS meetings is crushing. In the past 30+ years, the few times I've entered a house of worship of various denominations have reinforced the superiority of professional clergy. The obsession with sexuality is bizarre, almost swallows the institution. Maybe most important, is the repeated opposition to social progress that wipes out any moral authority. The food sucks. There is no doctrine.

    What I've learned here is that many progmos revel in the misery. The chronic, dull psychic ache associated with LDS activity is delicious to them. I don't pretend to understand it, but I see it.
    If it wasn't delicious to you too, you would have stopped kicking against the pricks years ago.
    "It's devastating, because we lost to a team that's not even in the Pac-12. To lose to Utah State is horrible." - John White IV

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    • #3
      Declasse.
      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
      "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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      • #4
        Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
        LDS literature is, well, chloroform in print; it's bad; awkward, tacky faux KJV.

        .
        The same could be said of Logos and you don't hear us complaining.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by New Mexican Disaster View Post
          The same could be said of Logos and you don't hear us complaining.

          SU NMD
          "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
          "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
          - SeattleUte

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          • #6
            Originally posted by New Mexican Disaster View Post
            The same could be said of Logos and you don't hear us complaining.

            ad hominem. Speaks volumes.
            When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

            --Jonathan Swift

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
              Declasse.
              As support for what I said, I site thousands upon thousands of posts on this site. There is endless lamentation about LDS opposition to same sex marriage, humiliation over historical racism, ridiculing LDS sexual obsession, complaints about goofy and dull meetings, acknowledging benighted BOM historicity defense, and so on. Nary a magical moment described.
              When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

              --Jonathan Swift

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              • #8
                Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                As support for what I said, I site thousands upon thousands of posts on this site. There is endless lamentation about LDS opposition to same sex marriage, humiliation over historical racism, ridiculing LDS sexual obsession, complaints about goofy and dull meetings, acknowledging benighted BOM historicity defense, and so on. Nary a magical moment described.
                As for the magical moments, maybe you don't see them because of pearls before swine, and all that . . .

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by New Mexican Disaster View Post
                  The same could be said of Logos and you don't hear us complaining.

                  What is Logos?
                  Will donate kidney for B12 membership.

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                  • #10
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                    Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by The_Douger View Post
                      What is Logos?
                      Exactly.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                        Now that book of Mormon historicity is resolved with a resounding "hell no!" -- among people with at least half a brain (the very notion that scripture was ever supposed to be a history book is actually so wrong) -- what's left? LDS literature is, well, chloroform in print; it's bad; awkward, tacky faux KJV. The banality of LDS meetings is crushing. In the past 30+ years, the few times I've entered a house of worship of various denominations have reinforced the superiority of professional clergy. The obsession with sexuality is bizarre, almost swallows the institution. Maybe most important, is the repeated opposition to social progress that wipes out any moral authority. The food sucks. There is no doctrine.

                        What I've learned here is that many progmos revel in the misery. The chronic, dull psychic ache associated with LDS activity is delicious to them. I don't pretend to understand it, but I see it.
                        The meetings. It's not that they're banal, it's that they make three hours fly by like six.

                        As to why we do it, when it's so often unpleasant... You need to read your Dostoevsky.
                        Nothing lasts, but nothing is lost.
                        --William Blake, via Shpongle

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                        • #13
                          SU is more right than he's wrong, but he misses the point of Mormonism, which point he would have figured out if he had stayed in the faith.
                          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Pheidippides View Post
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                            "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                            • #15
                              It's the community, stupid.

                              My natural tendency also is to be an arrogant loner who believes he is way too smart for the nonsense of religion.

                              The LDS Church does a decent job at filling the human need to feel accepted, to feel that you are part of a community, that you belong. In theory you can get that through other institutions but not so much in practice.

                              Even as ambivalent as I am about church, honestly when I attend church or a church-related activity it feels like people are genuinely happy to see me, they tell me about their health problems, share personal things with me and ask me about my life and family. I was explaining this -- why I still like going to Church sometimes -- to an ex-Mo doctor and his response was "so it's a good source of patient referrals?"

                              That made me realize that I don't ever want to be a cynical bastard where life becomes all about making money and spending it on myself. The LDS Church for all its faults and even though it's obviously not what it claims to be, still provides a framework (both the attitude and the community to serve) for being a good person.

                              But sure a selfish, arrogant outsider (like my doctor friend) sees it and naturally asks "What's in it for them? How does going to Church help a skeptical "Prog-Mo? Is it masochism?"

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