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  • #16
    Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
    WAIT WHAT
    https://faithpromotingrumor.wordpres...smoothie-rule/
    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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    • #17
      Went to grocery store with 7 year-old son, who wants to push cart. Boy takes off running with cart on an intercept trajectory with Hank Eyring's cart. Had to run to catch up and save apostle's life. Hank likes Ritz.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by wally View Post
        Went to grocery store with 7 year-old son, who wants to push cart. Boy takes off running with cart on an intercept trajectory with Hank Eyring's cart. Had to run to catch up and save apostle's life. Hank likes Ritz.
        Hate to break it to you, but if it was Elder Eyring's time to go the Lord would have taken him. Your son and his cart pushing would have had no influence on the life of an apostle.
        Get confident, stupid
        -landpoke

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
          https://faithpromotingrumor.wordpres...smoothie-rule/
          An enterprising ice cream shop in Utah could have a field day with a TK smoothie flavor.
          "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
          "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
          - SeattleUte

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          • #20
            Originally posted by wally View Post
            Went to grocery store with 7 year-old son, who wants to push cart. Boy takes off running with cart on an intercept trajectory with Hank Eyring's cart. Had to run to catch up and save apostle's life. Hank likes Ritz.
            Not bad, Wally. Not bad.
            I'm like LeBron James.
            -mpfunk

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            • #21
              Was at company picnic in the park when Dieter and Harriet walk by at a brisk pace wearing Adidas track suits. Dieter is not as tall as I imagined.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
                I can't say for certain due to the speed I was travelling, but I'm 80% sure I flipped off M. Russell Ballard when I was on a road trip through Utah in the Summer of '97. Some old dude in a Crown Vic was going 63 in the fast lane. When he finally switched lanes, I decided to tell the man he was #1 as we passed. I stuck out my hand and made brief eye contact before my arm retreating back into the car in record time/fashion.

                Other than that, I saw Henry B. in the SLC Airport. We made eye contact. I think he saw the look of surprise on my face, because he turned his back and faced a wall while finishing his conversation and remained in that position until our baggage came out on the coveyor.
                "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
                  I can't say for certain due to the speed I was travelling, but I'm 80% sure I flipped off M. Russell Ballard when I was on a road trip through Utah in the Summer of '97. Some old dude in a Crown Vic was going 63 in the fast lane. When he finally switched lanes, I decided to tell the man he was #1 as we passed. I stuck out my hand and made brief eye contact before my arm retreating back into the car in record time/fashion.
                  If M. Russ was driving, I'm afraid of who was in the back seat that you also flipped off...
                  I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Omaha 680 View Post
                    Saw David B. Haight alone staring out the window of the food court in Crossroads Mall my freshman year. When we went up to talk to him he said he was waiting for his ride. He seemed genuinely happy that we approached him and talked with us for a while.
                    My sister lived in the same building has Elder Haight for several years. She ran into him fairly regularly in the lobby where he'd ask her for a ride from her on multiple occasions since his "wife had left [him] behind."

                    Before I got married, my fiance and I attended BKP's home ward. He'd show up once a month or so. I once ran into him and his "friend" in the hallway. He was surprisingly just about as short as I expected him to be.
                    I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Sullyute View Post
                      I almost ran over him when I turned a corner in the SLC Temple.
                      Seconded. Met him on my mission. He's a short, round, nuclear engineer of man.

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                      • #26
                        I turned a corner coming out of the men's room in the old provo tabernacle at a J. Reuben Clark graduation and about ran into Dallin Oaks. We then had to do that awkward do-si-do in the narrow hallway to get past each other.
                        "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Eddie View Post
                          I was asked to ref a YM basketball game 2-3 years ago and Elder Anderson was there to watch his grandson play. The guy I was reffing with was worried that Elder A would KNOW if he made a bad call and was a mess the whole game.
                          That has to be a joke.

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                          • #28
                            Wish it was. He was seriously freaked over reffing a game Elder Anderson's grandson was in.

                            A detail I left out is that he was home from his mission less than 6 months. Not sure if that played a roll in it.

                            But all he could talk about prior to the game and during breaks was not messing up, and Elder A would know if he did. Now I'm starting to wonder if he took money to throw the game for one of the teams, and that was what he was worried Elder A would discover. Hmmmmm.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
                              Seconded. Met him on my mission. He's a short, round, nuclear engineer of man.
                              Did he come to bail you out of a Peruvian jail? He came to my mission to bail out a zone. Apparently he speaks flawless Spanish.
                              When things are at their darkest, it's a brave man that can kick back and party. --Tuck Pendleton

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by BrutusBuckeye View Post
                                Did he come to bail you out of a Peruvian jail? He came to my mission to bail out a zone. Apparently he speaks flawless Spanish.
                                I don't know about now, but a little over 25 years ago his Spanish was pretty good at a mission-wide conference he spoke at in Guate.

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