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  • #31
    Originally posted by jay santos View Post
    Wow, I never knew this existed.
    I know a couple of people who saw this documentary at Sundance a few weeks ago, and they said it was pretty eye-opening.

    http://www.sundance.org/projects/prophet-s-prey
    "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
      Who has to clean up all the flower petals afterward? I never understood the draw of "romantic" gestures that require housework to be done afterward.

      Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
      Oh man. That sent me on a Google image search for the Anniversary Inn. Which led me to this. Will someone please delete this thread?!

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      Does she come with the room?

      Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
      Why were you wearing anal beads around your neck, wuap?

      Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
      no, dude. she meant there was a strategic hole that made it possible to conceive while wearing it.
      Dude in one of my mission districts told us his parents only had sex with their garments on. I always wondered how he knew.
      If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

      "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

      "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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      • #33
        Originally posted by SoCalCoug View Post
        Does she come with the room?
        It usually requires a little more work than that, but every woman is different.
        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

        There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
          It usually requires a little more work than that, but every woman is different.
          Took me a half second, but
          I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
            Took me a half second
            ha. no applause for you
            Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
              Took me a half second, but
              I'm sorry for your wife.
              "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
              "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
              - SeattleUte

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                Took me a half second, but
                Is that even possible?
                PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                • #38
                  Well, that didn't take long.

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                  • #39
                    Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                    • #40
                      Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                        How annoying.
                        "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                        - Goatnapper'96

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                        • #42
                          Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                          • #43
                            I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                              If my mom had done that to my room I would have hung a Heather Thomas or Heather Locklear poster next to the map just to provide balance.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Shaka View Post
                                If my mom had done that to my room I would have hung a Heather Thomas or Heather Locklear poster next to the map just to provide balance.
                                My friend had the Heather Thomas one. I always liked going to his house.

                                DDD: Those cinder block dorm pictures give me terrible flashbacks.
                                "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                                "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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