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  • #16
    You'd think they'd at least spring for a queen sized mattress.
    "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

    - Ty Cobb

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    • #17
      Originally posted by creekster View Post
      Well that would be better than an explicit and brazen tussle.
      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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      • #18
        That picture isn't going to help change perceptions at BYU about Mardi Gras!
        Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

        sigpic

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        • #19
          Originally posted by jay santos View Post
          Wow, I never knew this existed.
          Boardmail John Dehlin.
          Get confident, stupid
          -landpoke

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          • #20
            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
            That picture isn't going to help change perceptions at BYU about Mardi Gras!
            With beads galore, it looks like someones been taking their shirt off on Bourbon St.

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            • #21
              This might be apocryphal but who has heard the story of Lady in Testimony meeting announcing her child was conceived through the holy garment. Sac religious to even post this probably.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by grapevine View Post
                This might be apocryphal but who has heard the story of Lady in Testimony meeting announcing her child was conceived through the holy garment. Sac religious to even post this probably.
                I haven't heard that one, grapevine. Can you please provide detail?
                Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by grapevine View Post
                  This might be apocryphal but who has heard the story of Lady in Testimony meeting announcing her child was conceived through the holy garment. Sac religious to even post this probably.
                  Must have been back in the day when they wore one piecers.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                    I haven't heard that one, grapevine. Can you please provide detail?
                    Sounds like he heard the story in a religious sacrament meeting.
                    Get confident, stupid
                    -landpoke

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                    • #25
                      Any chance that Lady happened to be married to Utah representative Brian Greene (R)?
                      I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                      • #26
                        Beehive lovin'?
                        "What are you prepared to do?" - Jimmy Malone

                        "What choice?" - Abe Petrovsky

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by byu71 View Post
                          Must have been back in the day when they wore one piecers.
                          no, dude. she meant there was a strategic hole that made it possible to conceive while wearing it.
                          Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                          God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                          Alessandro Manzoni

                          Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                          pelagius

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                          • #28
                            Back in the day there was a high school seminary teacher who taught my older siblings in seminary that it was sin to engage in marital relations except to procreate. I have always thought that it would be better to remain celibate than to only engage in marital relations to procreate. Who knows, maybe that is why Mormons had such large families back in the day.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by byu71 View Post
                              Must have been back in the day when they wore one piecers.
                              Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                              no, dude. she meant there was a strategic hole that made it possible to conceive while wearing it.
                              Please stop, I'm starting to get images in my head that I can't get out.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                                no, dude. she meant there was a strategic hole that made it possible to conceive while wearing it.
                                Those one piecers had several magic holes with buttons so you could close them.

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