Magnifying Church Asinine-ments

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  • YOhio
    Hipster Mode
    • Nov 2008
    • 26165
    #46
    Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
    I'll feel bad for you when Jesus looks around for a few minutes for you, then just says "oh, well" and leaves. More snacks and hang out time for he and I.
    Unless he ditches us and goes looking for DH because we're considered the 99 and he's considered the 1. Will be interesting to see how it plays out.

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      • Dwight Schr-ute
        Members Only
        • May 2011
        • 4917
        #47
        Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
        I'll feel bad for you when Jesus looks around for a few minutes for you, then just says "oh, well" and leaves. More snacks and hang out time for he and I.
        Psst. DH has a beard now. He IS Jesus.
        I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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          • TripletDaddy
            sweet triple
            • Nov 2008
            • 58186
            #48
            Do any of these nativities ever feature an actual pregnant woman giving birth? That could be cool.
            Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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              • Green Monstah
                Royal Rooter
                • Aug 2010
                • 14016
                #49
                Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                Do any of these nativities ever feature an actual pregnant woman giving birth? That could be cool.
                No.
                Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                  • Solon
                    Lost in the flood
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 5747
                    #50
                    Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                    Psst. DH has a beard now. He IS Jesus.
                    Only if Jesus had been a grammar-bully
                    "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
                    -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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                      • smokymountainrain
                        Impressive Member
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 22593
                        #51
                        Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
                        No.
                        I'm not sure you can say that definitively as there are thousands around the world. In triplet's scenario, it would be even cooler if the pregnant woman giving birth were a virgin.
                        I'm like LeBron James.
                        -mpfunk

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                          • Dwight Schr-ute
                            Members Only
                            • May 2011
                            • 4917
                            #52
                            Originally posted by Solon View Post
                            Only if Jesus had been a grammar-bully
                            What do you think that whole money changers scene was all about?
                            I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                              • Commando
                                Explosivo
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 20748
                                #53
                                Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                                What do you think that whole money changers scene was all about?
                                Jesus: You guys need to clear out. This is highly inappropriate in my Father's house.

                                Lead Moneychanger: No it ain't!

                                Jesus: [snaps]
                                "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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