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    In our 5th-Sunday combined RS/PH meeting yesterday, we were treated to a guest instructor who shared some staggering statistics and facts on "punography." I would type "pornography," but that's not what she said. No, our lesson was on punography. I spent the first 5 minutes of the class wondering how someone whose profession it is to deal with punograhpy hasn't taken the time to learn how to properly pronounce the word (she is a counselor/social worker for LDS Family Services, or something to that effect), but then she started throwing out "facts", and she had my attention:

    1) Punograhpy is a 15-billion-year industry, which is larger than pro sports and movies combined.

    2) In the last 12 months, punography revenues have dipped by 80% (12 billion dollars? Really?). Why? Because of the economy. Wrong--the economy has had nothing to do with it. It's because people are filming/photographing their own punography on their smart phones, and sending it via text message.

    3) The research and implementation of the technology for smart phones, high-definition televisions and programming, internet message boards, internet chat rooms, and web cams was all subsidized primarily by the punograhpy industry.

    4) People aren't using facebook to reconnect with old friends. They are pretending to reconnect with old friends so they can seek out sexual partners.

    5) Marriage-age kids don't date anymore, because they are getting their sexual needs filled via punograhpy. Most RMs aren't getting married because they would rather watch pornography.

    There was more, but those were all the notes I could take on my punography-subsidized smartphone before I completely tuned the lady out.

    While I in no way doubt the negative effects pornography can and does have on individuals who view it, I was pretty amazed at how many blanket statements this "expert" threw out there. I was even more amazed that our entire stake presidency was present, and none of them even batted an eye. Am I really supposed to believe that a 15-billion dollar a year industry took a 12-billion dollar dip in the last year because people are texting nudie pics to each other? 12 billion dollars worth? Really?

    In short, I was not so put off that we were having a lesson on the evils of pornography, but that so many anecdotal examples were shared, and offered as, not only the normal result, but the only result. Also, I feel like a loOser, because I have used facebook for 18 months, and have yet to be solicited for extramarital relations (except by HFN, but i'm not gay, so I don't really count that one).
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    latest stats on punography
    I thought this was going to be another thread on TD's post count.

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    • #3
      Wow. Just wow.

      Our fifth Sunday lesson was boring. It was all I could do to keep my eyes open.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Babs View Post
        I thought this was going to be another thread on TD's post count.
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        • #5
          I gave a similar lesson this week to my CTR 5 class, except it was entitled "poo-nagraphy" and it was hilarious.
          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
            In our 5th-Sunday combined RS/PH meeting yesterday, we were treated to a guest instructor who shared some staggering statistics and facts on "punography." I would type "pornography," but that's not what she said. No, our lesson was on punography. I spent the first 5 minutes of the class wondering how someone whose profession it is to deal with punograhpy hasn't taken the time to learn how to properly pronounce the word (she is a counselor/social worker for LDS Family Services, or something to that effect), but then she started throwing out "facts", and she had my attention:

            1) Punograhpy is a 15-billion-year industry, which is larger than pro sports and movies combined.

            2) In the last 12 months, punography revenues have dipped by 80% (12 billion dollars? Really?). Why? Because of the economy. Wrong--the economy has had nothing to do with it. It's because people are filming/photographing their own punography on their smart phones, and sending it via text message.

            3) The research and implementation of the technology for smart phones, high-definition televisions and programming, internet message boards, internet chat rooms, and web cams was all subsidized primarily by the punograhpy industry.

            4) People aren't using facebook to reconnect with old friends. They are pretending to reconnect with old friends so they can seek out sexual partners.

            5) Marriage-age kids don't date anymore, because they are getting their sexual needs filled via punograhpy. Most RMs aren't getting married because they would rather watch pornography.

            There was more, but those were all the notes I could take on my punography-subsidized smartphone before I completely tuned the lady out.

            While I in no way doubt the negative effects pornography can and does have on individuals who view it, I was pretty amazed at how many blanket statements this "expert" threw out there. I was even more amazed that our entire stake presidency was present, and none of them even batted an eye. Am I really supposed to believe that a 15-billion dollar a year industry took a 12-billion dollar dip in the last year because people are texting nudie pics to each other? 12 billion dollars worth? Really?

            In short, I was not so put off that we were having a lesson on the evils of pornography, but that so many anecdotal examples were shared, and offered as, not only the normal result, but the only result. Also, I feel like a loOser, because I have used facebook for 18 months, and have yet to be solicited for extramarital relations (except by HFN, but i'm not gay, so I don't really count that one).
            This lady's totally full of crap. By overstating the point, she's diminished her case. Keep it simple. Talk about wives' hurt feelings and loss of trust and a diminishment of the marital relationship as a result. Don't talk about Ted Bundy having his start with porn.
            Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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            • #7
              Ha! Since the sports industry revenue is 441 billion, I have to guess that the Movies and sports combined are over 15 billion dollars.


              That would have been a fun lesson.
              Last edited by Coach McGuirk; 06-01-2009, 01:48 PM.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View Post
                This lady's totally full of crap. By overstating the point, she's diminished her case. Keep it simple. Talk about wives' hurt feelings and loss of trust and a diminishment of the marital relationship as a result. Don't talk about Ted Bundy having his start with porn.
                Absolutely true. This lady's preoccupation with the macro level doesn't make anybody do a double take and think, "Hmm...maybe I should lay off the porn. I mean, if they were behind funding those pernicious HDTVs I know I can't support them anymore." If you want to really affect change in people's lives on the individual level, address something they care about.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Coach McGuirk View Post
                  Ha! Since the sports industry revenue is 441 billion, I have to guess that the Movies and sports combined are over 15 billion dollars.


                  That would have been a fun lesson.
                  You're assuming that the movie industry is not losing 456 billion dollars a year.

                  You know what they say about assumptions . . .
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                  • #10
                    That's awesome. Most conspiracy theories seem to just be regurgitations of old ones. It's nice to see a new spin every once in a while.

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                    • #11
                      I actually feel bad for the porn industry. Tonight I am heading to Dirty Joe Punsters and see if I can not single handedly stimulate their economy.

                      $12 billion, here we come!

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                      • #12
                        Even if everything this lady said were true, who cares? I fail to see how this lady is negatively impacted if hordes of other people are entertaining themselves with pics of other naked humans. I don't care for porn, myself, but if I did how is it anyone else's business?
                        "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Non Sequitur View Post
                          Even if everything this lady said were true, who cares? I fail to see how this lady is negatively impacted if hordes of other people are entertaining themselves with pics of other naked humans. I don't care for porn, myself, but if I did how is it anyone else's business?
                          Actually, this lady probably wouldn't even BE in business if it weren't for the porn industry. IMO, she should just shut her trap and keep counting the money that's rolling in.
                          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                          Dig your own grave, and save!

                          "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                          "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by falafel View Post
                            Actually, this lady probably wouldn't even BE in business if it weren't for the porn industry. IMO, she should just shut her trap and keep counting the money that's rolling in.
                            This lady sounds like a pioneer in a cottage industry. From her background, it sounds like she was a Sociology major in college. This industry seems to be creating fabricated stats and their own little scare doctrine to keep themselves in business. This business model has been very successful in the high-priced water softener and vacuum industries for years. I fully expect the BYU Sociology Department to capitalize on the trend in the upcoming years and have a full blown "Pornography Addiction Studies" emphasis.
                            Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View Post
                              This business model has been very successful in the high-priced water softener and vacuum industries for years.
                              I have a friend who just bought a $2,500 vacuum cleaner. From her daughter. I'm guessing it's her daughter's only sale.
                              "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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