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  • Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

    For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

    Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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    • :gulp:

      https://nypost.com/2020/08/13/las-ve...hed-get-raped/
      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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      • Can someone please make Orrin Hatch just go away
        Originally posted by myboynoah View Post

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        • Originally posted by Now who’s the dean? View Post
          Can someone please make Orrin Hatch just go away
          Hey. Welcome to the board.

          Who is the dean now?
          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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          • I don't know this dude, but the story seems like it's the victim who's a member of the church.

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            • Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
              I don't know this dude, but the story seems like it's the victim who's a member of the church.
              “This incident does not appear to be related to his work duties with the district and does not involve contact with students at our school,” Principal Kevin McPartlin wrote.
              That's strange, isn't it? I mean - under what circumstances did he have contact with the girl if it wasn't at the school. Neighbors or something?

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              • Originally posted by Eddie View Post
                That's strange, isn't it? I mean - under what circumstances did he have contact with the girl if it wasn't at the school. Neighbors or something?
                I'm not saying he is or isn't. Just that I used to live across the street from Arbor View, and his name doesn't ring any bells.

                None of the stories that I've read identify a church, but maybe Donuthole knows something?

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                • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                  Hey. Welcome to the board.

                  Who is the dean now?
                  I wish I knew. I have a lot of questions.

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                  • Originally posted by Now who’s the dean? View Post
                    I wish I knew. I have a lot of questions.
                    What are the questions? Maybe someone around here can help.

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                    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                    - Goatnapper'96

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                    • Originally posted by Pelado View Post
                      What are the questions? Maybe someone around here can help.

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                      Mainly I can’t understand how the adversary has managed to convince so many otherwise valiant (I assume) souls to abandon their morals and support the unholy practice of seasoning with cilantro. It’s disgusting and as a society we’re paying an awful price.

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                      • Originally posted by Now who’s the dean? View Post
                        Mainly I can’t understand how the adversary has managed to convince so many otherwise valiant (I assume) souls to abandon their morals and support the unholy practice of seasoning with cilantro. It’s disgusting and as a society we’re paying an awful price.
                        That's just your genes talking.

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                        • Originally posted by Now who’s the dean? View Post
                          Mainly I can’t understand how the adversary has managed to convince so many otherwise valiant (I assume) souls to abandon their morals and support the unholy practice of seasoning with cilantro. It’s disgusting and as a society we’re paying an awful price.
                          My first introduction to using the sinful spice was from a divorced BYU classmate. He had a spice rack (probably a wedding gift). He claimed to use it a lot.

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                          "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                          - Goatnapper'96

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                          • Originally posted by Pelado View Post
                            My first introduction to using the sinful spice was from a divorced BYU classmate. He had a spice rack (probably a wedding gift). He claimed to use it a lot.

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                            So the divorce was the wedge the devil used. Crafty.

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                            • you are all bitches and cilantro is delicious
                              Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                              • I didn’t know until a few years ago that coriander and cilantro were the same plant. I wonder if people who think cilantro tastes like soap think the same thing of coriander seeds. I’ll have to test it out on my daughter.
                                "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                                "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                                - SeattleUte

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