The Not Even Once Club

[TripletDaddy]

Sounds like an awesome club.

sounds lame to me. They apparently have to bribe people to join.

[myboynoah]

sounds lame to me. They apparently have to bribe people to join.

But they have a treehouse.

[SandYFan]

sounds lame to me. They apparently have to bribe people to join.

Don't all clubs bribe people to join in some way?

[hostile]

But they have a treehouse.

Do you think they have sleepovers?

[TripletDaddy]

Don't all clubs bribe people to join in some way?

I don't know. I'm not a member of every club. I can name a few clubs to which I belong that required no bribery:

Mile High Club
Fight Club
Club 33
Joy Luck Club (honorary member only)

[Dwight Schr-ute]

Do you think they have sleepovers?

Not even once.

PS. If Sister Nelson really wanted to reach the younger generation, the book would have had a more hip title, such as, "The Not. Even. Once. Club"

[TripletDaddy]

Not even once.

PS. If Sister Nelson really wanted to reach the younger generation, the book would have had a more hip title, such as, "The Not. Even. Once. Club"

hey, that's the damned password!!

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

hey, that's the damned password!!

I gave him two pieces of candy, apparently he sells his signs for candy.

[clackamascoug]

I gave him two pieces of candy, apparently he sells his signs for candy.

I knew you had a devilish streak in you.

[Uncle Ted]

Snuffer made what seemed to be a tongue-in-cheek comment on his blog about Sister Nelson's book...

Elder Russel M. Nelson presides over the Strengthening the Members Committee. His wife has created a great deal of controversy with a children's book she has written. Some active LDS psychologists have denounced the book as "child abuse" and used very unkind terms against both the book and her.


I wanted to express my sympathy for Elder Nelson and his wife. I know what it is like to have written a book with the intent to help others, only then to become the object of public criticism. I hope there is no church action taken against her.

http://denversnuffer.blogspot.com/2013/09/my-sympathy.html?m=1

[Shaka]

Snuffer made what seemed to be a tongue-in-cheek comment on his blog about Sister Nelson's book...


http://denversnuffer.blogspot.com/20...pathy.html?m=1

Now that is funny!

[wally]

I think that this thread, in addition to discussion of this book, ought also be dedicated to things that members of CUF feel strongly about not doing. Even once. I will start:

Crystal Meth: NOT. EVEN. ONCE.

This has been especially hard as a Utah Fan. (Hah! beat you all to it!)

[LeedsCougar]

sounds lame to me. They apparently have to bribe people to join.

Fantastic. I am glad you are back here...your wit is exceptional.

[smokymountainrain]

I think that this thread, in addition to discussion of this book, ought also be dedicated to things that members of CUF feel strongly about not doing. Even once. I will start:

Crystal Meth: NOT. EVEN. ONCE.

This has been especially hard as a Utah Fan. (Hah! beat you all to it!)

Good idea.

Pegging: NOT. EVEN. ONCE.

[LeedsCougar]

The dentist: Not. Even. Once.