If a female tried to get into the priesthood session of GC...

[All-American]

Couldn't see the corners, but it looked full all the way to the back row with more streaming in. Maybe those with a better view can fill us in. Full house or no?

[YOhio]

I have always liked you sooner. Just today I noted a funny response.

[SoonerCoug]

I have always liked you sooner. Just today I noted a funny response.

I have always liked you too. You are my favorite lawyer in the world.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

I have always liked you too. You are my favorite lawyer in the world.

Because Johnnie Cochran is on the other side of the veil.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Last time.

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/57...rdain.html.csp

The group also said this will be the last time it tries to get tickets for priesthood meeting, at least for the next few years.

[Sizzle]

Last time.

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/57...rdain.html.csp

Until they read Elder Oaks talk from this session. Unless, of course, they just leave the church altogether.

[Clark Addison]

Last time.

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/57...rdain.html.csp

We beat them!

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Let's say the First Presidency and the 12 were on that flight that went down a few weeks ago, and are never to be seen again.

Do you think that a younger group of men called to fill their places would come to the same conclusion regarding these issues that the old guys did? Because I think they would.

We don't know where the plane is. What if we got new prophets and then the plane shows up? That'd be a pickle.

[DrumNFeather]

We don't know where the plane is. What if we got new prophets and then the plane shows up? That'd be a pickle.

Or if they were on Oceanic 815 from Lost.

[Pelado]

Let's say the First Presidency and the 12 were on that flight that went down a few weeks ago, and are never to be seen again.

Do you think that a younger group of men called to fill their places would come to the same conclusion regarding these issues that the old guys did? Because I think they would.

If all 15 went down with the plane, wouldn't the keys to the priesthood be lost? Wouldn't we need another visit from Peter, James, and John? Maybe that's why they never let all 15 travel in the same airplane together.

[YOhio]

What if Uchtdorf was the pilot. #mindblown

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

What if Uchtdorf was the pilot. #mindblown

Do you think he has a simulator in his apartment?

[YOhio]

Do you think he has a simulator in his apartment?

I imagine he lives in a haus (house).

[Commando]

What do you think the probability is that women will have the priesthood within 15 years?

What do you think the probability is that gays will be married in the temple within 40 years?

I think the probability of both is probably near 100%, but that's just a guess.

I would definitely take that bet.

[SoonerCoug]

I would definitely take that bet.

OK. How much?

I'll bet you 50,000 dollars.