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  • Originally posted by SoonerCoug View Post
    What burden are you carrying, Moliere? Is there anything I can do to make your life better? I'd be glad to help you anytime--just PM me. I am not being sarcastic. If anyone on this board ever needs help in any way, I would do whatever I could. I hope you enjoy priesthood session.
    I can vouch for Sooner's generosity and good will.
    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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    • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
      I can vouch for Sooner's generosity and good will.
      In that case, Sooner can you spend some time in that lab trying to find an easy way to relax an IT band? It would help if you could develop a chemical that could be injected into the leg that would instantly relax it so I could get back to regular exercise and training.
      "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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      • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
        I can vouch for Sooner's generosity and good will.
        He still has not gone to lunch with me even though I work just down the road
        "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

        "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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        • Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
          He still has not gone to lunch with me even though I work just down the road
          You were supposed to contact me. I gave you my phone number, remember?
          That which may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence. -C. Hitchens

          http://twitter.com/SoonerCoug

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          • Originally posted by SoonerCoug View Post
            Young versus old brain.

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            Amazing how the younger brain needs so much more mass.
            "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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            • Originally posted by Moliere View Post
              In that case, Sooner can you spend some time in that lab trying to find an easy way to relax an IT band? It would help if you could develop a chemical that could be injected into the leg that would instantly relax it so I could get back to regular exercise and training.
              A foam roller should be all you need.

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              • Originally posted by woot View Post
                A foam roller should be all you need.


                A week of regular, excruciating foam rolling and you should be back in business.
                "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                • Originally posted by woot View Post
                  A foam roller should be all you need.
                  Originally posted by Commando View Post


                  A week of regular, excruciating foam rolling and you should be back in business.

                  He specifically requested an injectable chemical. If Sooner really cares, he'll comply with Moliere's request.
                  "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                  - Goatnapper'96

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                  • I have a question. What happens if a news reporter violates the church's rule to stay off temple square? Will police be involved? I have to think that journalists will violate the rule. Why wouldn't they?
                    That which may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence. -C. Hitchens

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                    • Originally posted by SoonerCoug View Post
                      I have a question. What happens if a news reporter violates the church's rule to stay off temple square? Will police be involved? I have to think that journalists will violate the rule. Why wouldn't they?
                      The Three Nephites would probably get involved at that point.
                      "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                      Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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                      • Think how cool it would be for President Monson to go to the door and invite them in and then stand up and announce the revelation that women should also have the priesthood.

                        He is missing a golden opportunity here.
                        That which may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence. -C. Hitchens

                        http://twitter.com/SoonerCoug

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                        • Originally posted by SoonerCoug View Post
                          Think how cool it would be for President Monson to go to the door and invite them in and then stand up and announce the revelation that women should also have the priesthood.

                          He is missing a golden opportunity here.
                          Only if he really got a revelation. If he did it just to be cool there would be people upset he was lying about a revelation.
                          Get confident, stupid
                          -landpoke

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                          • Originally posted by SoonerCoug View Post
                            You guys are right. I have spiritually deteriorated, and I am an asshole for suggesting that the brain deteriorates in old age, and that this might be affecting their decision-making capacity. I don't hold these men up the way you do. They are men. They aren't bad people--they are just imperfect, elderly men. I'll be an imperfect, elderly man too if I'm lucky to live that long.

                            Much of the world is shocked by the things these leaders say. Can't you see that? Why do you think the national media are covering these statements?

                            You don't know anything about me or what I do. You don't know whether I'm charitable or not. You don't know how I treat people. Maybe I have a tendency to state facts that are unpleasant to you, but that does not make me a bad person.

                            I don't know you either or what you're going through in life, but I have never called any of you an asshole, and I'd like to think that I never would. I hope you aren't going through any struggles, but we all have our problems, right?

                            Cougjunkie: I'm pretty sure my dad has early Alzheimer's. I appreciate your kind thoughts.
                            Let's say the First Presidency and the 12 were on that flight that went down a few weeks ago, and are never to be seen again.

                            Do you think that a younger group of men called to fill their places would come to the same conclusion regarding these issues that the old guys did? Because I think they would.
                            Will donate kidney for B12 membership.

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                            • Originally posted by The_Douger View Post
                              Let's say the First Presidency and the 12 were on that flight that went down a few weeks ago, and are never to be seen again.

                              Do you think that a younger group of men called to fill their places would come to the same conclusion regarding these issues that the old guys did? Because I think they would.
                              It depends on which young guys are called. But your hypothetical is impossible, so let's discuss this realistically:

                              What do you think the probability is that women will have the priesthood within 15 years?

                              What do you think the probability is that gays will be married in the temple within 40 years?

                              I think the probability of both is probably near 100%, but that's just a guess.


                              Similarly, what do you think Mormons would have said about black men having the priesthood in 1938?
                              Last edited by SoonerCoug; 04-05-2014, 04:47 PM.
                              That which may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence. -C. Hitchens

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                              • My 18 month old daughter wandered into the room just now, and I did not turn her away. #Progressive.
                                "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                                Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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