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    I recently listened to a Hardcore History podcast on The Protestant Reformation and more specifically, on the Anabaptists in the town of Munster:
    http://www.dancarlin.com/disp.php/hh...mation-history

    It's long, but he tells a great story and I think people would find some things really interesting. But I don't want to color your experience, so I'll spoiler alert the rest of this:

    Spoiler for For those who don't trust me enough to invest 4-5 hours in a podcast:
    I've listened to a few of Carlin's podcast series (on Rome and on the Monuls), and one of his schticks is to try to get into the personalities of the people involved, and especially to try to understand them rather than judging them from a 21st century lens. He says early on that the listener will hear some really awful things done, often in the name of God, but to realize that we're of the same DNA, and that if we were raised in their cultural milieu, our actions would likely not be much different.

    So with that, he gets into the story of the Reformation, and soon into the story of the Anabaptists, a fairly radical group that essentially combined a millenarianist outlook with a desire to return to the primitive church. They were called Anabaptists because of their rejection of infant baptism and insisting on converts being rebaptized.

    Sound familiar? Keep reading.

    They were initially persecuted, by both Catholics and Protestants, because they were seen as dangerous, and very literally, seditious. Atrocities went both ways, but they were more often victim than perpetrator. A group of Anabaptists eventually found a foothold in the town of Munster, Germany, a place that IIRC, was either the site of Christ's return or close to it. They took over the government there, founding a "Council of Elders" (I'm not making this up) to make decisions, that was made up largely of people loyal to their founding "prophet". Their prophet was an interesting combination of charisma and mysticism, and would often when asked a question, ask the questioner to hold on a moment while he consulted God, and then give his answer. He was literally seen as the mouthpiece of God, and directed things in the city according to the will of God. Disloyalty was not looked on particularly kindly, and the Council of Elders was very soon only composed of people that could be counted on to follow his edicts. Eventually, all Protestants and Catholics within the city walls were forced to either convert or leave the city. This led to the former controlling Bishop to lay siege outside the city walls, with the support of the Catholic church. This siege involves two unsuccessful attacks on the city and becomes much more prolonged than anyone expected.

    The founding prophet has become immensely powerful through this series of events, leading many to suspect his motives. However, in the midst of the siege, an event occurs that Carlin calls proof that although he may have been deluded, he was not a charlatan. He takes a band of 30 men, referring to them as Gideon and his band, outside the city walls to attack the 3000 (I think) troops surrounding the city on what can only be called a suicide mission. He is quickly killed and there is expectation that this will be the end of the local movement. However, the second in command takes over, and is remarkably successful and consolidating the power and continuing the government.

    At this point, Carlin takes a break to point out that more people than at any time in history have access to the Bible, due to the invention of the printing press and Luther's translation of the Bible into a German vernacular that everyday Germans could understand. Thus, everyone believes they are following the Bible as they understand it, but that the Anabaptists feel especially privileged because they have God's mouthpiece on Earth to confirm their reading. They're good people--they're generally moral, refrain from drunkenness, and seem to strive to follow Christ's basic teachings. But then he says, "you're about to see morality take a 180 degree turn".

    Ok...up to this point, I can't help but remark on the similarities here--millenarianists, primitive church, baptism objections, prophet, taking over a city, council of elders, right up to people's modern view of Joseph Smith as obviously not a charlatan but still deluded. But I'm wondering in my head if I'm overthinking it and just seeing things through my Mormon lens. But...

    The second "prophet" institutes...you guessed it...polygamy. And by commandment. There's even a story of him being caught having sex with a servant girl, although no mention of the wife catching him. There are a few objectors, naturally, but these are soon dispensed with in a failed coup within the town, and soon the Catholics and Protestants are leveling the same accusations involving lecherous leaders and underage women that would happen again 300 years later.

    Honestly, an anti-Mormon could not put together a more effective parody of early Mormon history if he tried. You really have to listen to the whole thing to get the effect and I wonder if this already ruins the experience, but when Carlin makes his point about morality taking a 180 degree turn, I thought in my head "polygamy", and that's exactly what he said. I've listened to a lot of Carlin and he has no connection with or against the Church that I can tell. He makes mention a bit later, but is actually fairer to the Church than he could be by saying that there is a modern example of a Mormon offshoot sect that practices polygamy while emphasizing that the Mormon Church does not. He sums up his message about the dangers of tyranny, emphasizing that the problem here was not with religion, but with tyranny, and pointing out that Stalin did more harm with secular tyranny. The parallels, however, were still pretty jarring.

    Take time to listen. It's long, but it's an interesting story (I've left out a lot), and worth the time on a long trip. Definitely not boring. I'm curious to hear some other takes.
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  • #2
    As someone who has studied Latin, I have always found that Anabaptists are a pretty suspicious religion.

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    • #3
      I too was listened to this podcast and had similar conclusions as you. Interesting enough in his Rome series (Death Throes of the Republic) he tells the story of Battle of Aquae Sextiae in which the battle sounds very much like Alma 51-52. If I were going to say captain moroni was based off of someone I would say he was based off of Gaius Marius:

      Marius took up a strong position on a carefully selected hill and enticed the Teutones to attack him there using his cavalry and light infantry skirmishers (most of whom were allied Ligurians). The leading elements, the Ambrones, took the bait and attacked. They were soon followed by the rest of the Teutones' force. Meanwhile, Marius had hidden a small Roman force of 4,000 nearby. This force was commanded by Marius's second-in-command, Claudius Marcelus. At the battle's height this force launched an ambush, attacking the Teutones from behind, and throwing them into confusion and rout. The Roman accounts claim that in the ensuing massacre 90,000 Teutones were slain and 20,000 including their King Teutobod, were captured. The only surviving reports are Roman, but certainly the complete annihilation of the Teutones and Ambrones speaks to the crushing nature of their defeat.
      "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

      "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
        As someone who has studied Latin, I have always found that Anabaptists are a pretty suspicious religion.
        Come on! No one caught this reference?!?! Catch 22? What a bunch of Philistines on this board!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
          Come on! No one caught this reference?!?! Catch 22? What a bunch of Philistines on this board!
          I read and liked the book but I don't remember that part.
          "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

          "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
            I read and liked the book but I don't remember that part.
            It's been a couple of decades, and I don't remember it either.
            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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            • #7
              Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
              It's been a couple of decades, and I don't remember it either.
              It's pretty obscure, and not that clever. For about 10 years, starting when I was about 16, Catch-22 was my favorite book, and I probably read it 4 or 5 times, so even though I haven't read it in over 10 years, "Anabaptist" stuck out to me. The Chaplain (A.T. Tappman) is an Anabaptist minister, and my reference comes from when he is being questioned by the government men:

              “Chaplain,” he asked casually, “of what religious persuasion are you?”
              I’m an Anabaptist, sir.”
              “That’s a pretty suspicious religion, isn’t it?”
              “Suspicious?” inquired the chaplain in a kind of innocent daze. “Why, sir?”
              . . .
              “Chaplain, I once studied Latin. I think it’s only fair to warn you of that before I ask my next question. Doesn’t the word Anabaptist simply mean that you’re not a Baptist?”

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
                It's pretty obscure, and not that clever. For about 10 years, starting when I was about 16, Catch-22 was my favorite book, and I probably read it 4 or 5 times, so even though I haven't read it in over 10 years, "Anabaptist" stuck out to me. The Chaplain (A.T. Tappman) is an Anabaptist minister, and my reference comes from when he is being questioned by the government men:
                Clark in your defense, I absolutely got the joke. I just didn't read the thread until now. When I saw a thread title "anabaptists," my first thought was if it was a thread about A.T. Tappman.
                As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                --Kendrick Lamar

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