183rd Annual General Conference Predictions

[Indy Coug]

Here we go! Let's get some live commentary going, Ucht is conducting and single weirdos singing:

Is a sister giving the opening prayer?

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Is a sister giving the opening prayer?

See above.

More singing, I know that's what I was hoping for!

[Indy Coug]

See above.

More singing, I know that's what I was hoping for!

"We have important messages to share since the last time we met 6 months ago, but we'd like to piss away 30% of that precious time by singing some dirges for you."

[Jeff Lebowski]

Here we go! Let's get some live commentary going, Ucht is conducting and single weirdos singing:

Holy cow, are you actually attending this year?

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Holy cow, are you actually attending this year?

I thought I was in the clear until October 2014, got caught in a pickle.

[Jeff Lebowski]

I thought I was in the clear until October 2014, got caught in a pickle.

Ironically, I am stuck in my office working.

[Indy Coug]

Ironically, I am stuck in my office working.

Isn't that a fireable offense?

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Whoa, Robert Hales got old. He's dropping some last days on us, more temptations now than ever before!

[All-American]

Pretty sure Paul didn't have a medieval knight in mind when he gave the "armor of god" bit. We really couldn't ask someone what a hoplite or a legionary looked like? Sigh.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Ironically, I am stuck in my office working.

Would you like me to reciprocate the text updates?

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Going with the church never changes meme, do we really still believe that? The world is much farther away from God than he could have imagined as a young man.

[PaloAltoCougar]

Snagged a prime seat on a foyer sofa. I'm directing latecomers to the metal seats in the overflow.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

My FiL is asleep, I'm the only person in a white jacket.

Someone behind me just said "He's talking about gays".

[Jeff Lebowski]

Would you like me to reciprocate the text updates?

Yes!

But I am headed home in a minute so I only need updates for a little while. My son is saving me a spot on the couch it the foyer (high five to PAC). I have trained him well.

[Solon]

Did I hear Elder Bednar end his talk saying that maintaining chastity/virtue is the most important thing for members?

Chastity ≠ Virtue.

(not directed at Cardiac)