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  • BigFatMeanie
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 7154

    #46
    Originally posted by scottie View Post
    I so hope you found that blog after Googling "What are some LDS doctrinal justifications for participating in orgies?"
    Naturally. Now I just have to figure out how to convince Mrs. Meanie. Unfortunately, she's not as open minded as the good sister portrayed in the blog. Some dudes just have all the luck.

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    • pellegrino
      miserere me
      • Jan 2009
      • 12100

      #47
      Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
      Speaking of wild orgies, has anyone seen this blog?



      After reading a few of the stories I had to conclude that it's a work of fiction. I just can't comprehend a self-proclaimed active Mormon engaging in the lifestyle and claiming with a straight face that it's compatible with a temple recommend. The article where they lay out their doctrinal justification for participating in orgies is hilarious.
      how long have you been waiting for the word "orgy" to pop up on the board so you could share this with us?
      Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
      God forgives many things for an act of mercy
      Alessandro Manzoni

      Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

      pelagius

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      • BigFatMeanie
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2008
        • 7154

        #48
        Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
        how long have you been waiting for the word "orgy" to pop up on the board so you could share this with us?
        Too dang long. Nobody talks about orgies anymore these days. What's wrong with you people?

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        • wuapinmon
          Soul Plumber
          • Dec 2008
          • 30711

          #49
          Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
          Too dang long. Nobody talks about orgies anymore these days. What's wrong with you people?
          Internet porn.
          "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
          The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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          • LeedsCougar
            Banned
            • Nov 2012
            • 99

            #50
            This swinger site in the uk is a load of bollocks.

            and to the doctor in the house, i think it's daft of you to suggest that the obese cannot enter the temple.

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            • byu71
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2008
              • 22070

              #51
              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
              Not sure, but Utah has a very high rate of prostate cancer when we are on the low side of almost all other cancers.
              I had an associate, actually my manager who was also divorced. He told me in all seriousness that his doctor told him that sexual inactivity would make him more likely to have prostate cancer. I tried to switch GP's, but he had chosen a different plan being offered and my plan didn't have this GP on it.

              This was back in the 80's so I don't know if there has been new findings.

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              • Colly Wolly
                Junior Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 1824

                #52
                Whiskey and hefeweizens are lovely.

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                • Jeff Lebowski
                  Corporate lackey for Jesus
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 69833

                  #53
                  Originally posted by byu71 View Post
                  I had an associate, actually my manager who was also divorced. He told me in all seriousness that his doctor told him that sexual inactivity would make him more likely to have prostate cancer. I tried to switch GP's, but he had chosen a different plan being offered and my plan didn't have this GP on it.

                  This was back in the 80's so I don't know if there has been new findings.
                  My doctor told me that once (frequent sex = better prostate health). I practically begged him to write it down on his prescription pad so that I could show it to my wife, but he wouldn't do it.
                  "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                  "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                  "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                  • Non Sequitur
                    Where did I put my bodkin
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 5773

                    #54
                    Originally posted by LeedsCougar View Post
                    This swinger site in the uk is a load of bollocks.

                    and to the doctor in the house, i think it's daft of you to suggest that the obese cannot enter the temple.
                    I love the term bollocks. Don't really know what it means, but it makes me feel like I'm in a Guy Ritchie film. You need to post more. BTW, I hear the word "punce" a lot in Brittish films (I think Sexy Beast was the last time I heard it). What the bloody ell does it mean?
                    "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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                    • doctorcoug
                      To Win is to Honor Him
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 2273

                      #55
                      Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                      My doctor told me that once (frequent sex = better prostate health). I practically begged him to write it down on his prescription pad so that I could show it to my wife, but he wouldn't do it.
                      What a loser

                      via a galaxy s3 far far away
                      "Don't expect I'll see you 'till after the race"

                      "So where does the power come from to see the race to its end...from within"

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                      • doctorcoug
                        To Win is to Honor Him
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 2273

                        #56
                        Originally posted by LeedsCougar View Post
                        This swinger site in the uk is a load of bollocks.

                        and to the doctor in the house, i think it's daft of you to suggest that the obese cannot enter the temple.
                        I'm just pointing out that if we want a lifestyle code that prolongs life, obesity has to be a huge part of it.

                        via a galaxy s3 far far away
                        "Don't expect I'll see you 'till after the race"

                        "So where does the power come from to see the race to its end...from within"

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                        • Uncle Ted
                          The Big 12 money shot.
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 28853

                          #57
                          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                          My doctor told me that once (frequent sex = better prostate health). I practically begged him to write it down on his prescription pad so that I could show it to my wife, but he wouldn't do it.
                          I have a good friend who has low-T. His doctor wrote him a prescription for more sex. He now tells his wife to not make him go to the pharmacist to get his prescription filled.
                          "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                          "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                          "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                          • marsupial
                            Mississippi Queen
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 3678

                            #58
                            Originally posted by snowcat View Post
                            It is actually the polyphenols that are plentiful in coffee, tea and other otherwise healthy foods. It does not effect the absorption of heme iron found in red meats.

                            Female vegetarians who are big coffee or tea drinkers should watch their iron status.

                            Edit: Polyphenols are actually very good for you, they just inhibit iron absorption.
                            Phew! I love coffee AND red meat.
                            What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
                            -Teenage Dirtbag

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                            • marsupial
                              Mississippi Queen
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 3678

                              #59
                              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                              My doctor told me that once (frequent sex = better prostate health). I practically begged him to write it down on his prescription pad so that I could show it to my wife, but he wouldn't do it.
                              I think frequent "ejaculation," not sex is the key. No prescription necessary for that, although SoonerCoug might be willing to write you one.
                              What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
                              -Teenage Dirtbag

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                              • byu71
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 22070

                                #60
                                Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                                I think frequent "ejaculation," not sex is the key. No prescription necessary for that, although SoonerCoug might be willing to write you one.
                                What a terrible choice. You can avoid prostate cancer, but the price is the possibility of going blind.

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