Rumors of 19 year old females going on missions

[PaloAltoCougar]

It's how I work. First running, then cycling, and once you hit triathlons you are just about to apostasy.

That's the real reason that despite my running and riding, I continue to eschew swimming and will never do a tri. Ol' Scratch has dominion over the waters. Those who swim are just asking for it.

[Pelado]

It's how I work. First running, then cycling, and once you hit triathlons you are just about to apostasy.

That's why I've been staying away from exercise - it's the only way to salvage my testimony.

[Pheidippides]

Wait. Moli has one foot out the door? Dammit, did Niku get to him?

It's how I work. First running, then cycling, and once you hit triathlons you are just about to apostasy.

[Blueintheface]

Those aren't really great excuses for missing Church, at least not for people who are truly "all in."

I remember my pops trying to make us go to church on a Disney vacation. He knew he was in trouble when my wonderful mother sided with the children.

[TripletDaddy]

I'm all in. Haven't ever in my life missed church except for sickness, traveling, or vacation.

Those aren't really great excuses for missing Church, at least not for people who are truly "all in."

[YOhio]

I'm all in. Haven't ever in my life missed church except for sickness, traveling, or vacation.

Junkie was judging you because you're such an outspoken "progmo" on this site.

[Moliere]

Wait. Moli has one foot out the door? Dammit, did Niku get to him?

I'm all in. Haven't ever in my life missed church except for sickness, traveling, or vacation.

[Blueintheface]

Wait. Moli has one foot out the door? Dammit, did Niku get to him?

No, the French did.

[Uncle Ted]

Another dumb reason. For a guy that has one foot out the door you sure are a Nazi for rules.

Wait. Moli has one foot out the door? Dammit, did Niku get to him?

[Jeff Lebowski]

What about the reason that they are 19 years old?

Who cares?

Wait... never mind. You care.

[Sullyute]

Yeah. I am not sure I'd want one as a missionary to be honest. I wonder how many missionaries will get theirs jacked from them.

Just think of the conversion stories we will hear... I stole an ipad from some dudes in suits but the only thing it would access was a website about Jesus. I started reading the website and watching videos and within days I was calling the missionaries to be taught the discussions!

[cougjunkie]

What about the reason that they are 19 years old?

Another dumb reason. For a guy that has one foot out the door you sure are a Nazi for rules.

[Moliere]

With all due respect, those are all pretty lousy reasons.

What about the reason that they are 19 years old?

[Surfah]

Our missionaries don't have them yet either but keep talking about them. Their guess is they are coming with the new mission president this summer. I wonder if he can get all those iPads in his carry-on.

Yeah. I am not sure I'd want one as a missionary to be honest. I wonder how many missionaries will get theirs jacked from them.

[I.J. Reilly]

Our missionaries were bummed they didn't get their ipads this last zone conference. Now they're not sure when they're getting them.

Sucks not being a part of DC South anymore