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  • Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
    I don't think the malcontents really care how this reflects on the church, but rather that it is an opportunity to bring up the unhealthy Mormon obsession with the body and modesty.
    Can you imagine the reaction if President Monson commissioned Michelangelo to help paint murals in the Rome temple? Yikes.
    τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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    • Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
      I don't think the malcontents really care how this reflects on the church, but rather that it is an opportunity to bring up the unhealthy Mormon obsession with the body and modesty.
      Like the Victorians with the word "virtue," LDS have hijacked the meaning of the word "modesty."

      There's nothing modest about the obsession pellegrino describes.
      "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
      -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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      • Insanity.

        But I don't think the problem is rogue employees pursuing some bizarre obsession. It is a central directive. Scroll to the bottom:

        http://www.lds.org/topics/service/cr...dards?lang=eng

        Because of the need to present women and girls modestly, regardless of age, please avoid submitting photos of them in sleeveless tops and dresses or short skirts.
        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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        • Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
          I have a sneaking suspicion that other than the malcontent morans at bycommonconsent and various hard-to-please message board nobodies, this irrelevant and unimportant minutiae will go entirely unnoticed by the world at large and that it will have zero effect on how the church is perceived.

          Go cougars! Beat the Utes!
          Doesn't matter if not a single person noticed it. This is unhealthy behavior, to the point of obsession. This is not how normal people think about children.

          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
          Insanity.

          But I don't think the problem is rogue employees pursuing some bizarre obsession. It is a central directive. Scroll to the bottom:

          http://www.lds.org/topics/service/cr...dards?lang=eng

          Hmm. I guess males are exempt. I'll be crossing that part out of the FTSOTY pamphlet for my son, so he understands it's just the girls who have a problem with modesty.
          Last edited by Northwestcoug; 09-09-2012, 10:09 PM.
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          • Originally posted by Moliere View Post
            The also should have gotten rid of the stripes on that kids shirt.
            I would have been happy if they smoothed out the wrinkles.
            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

            Dig your own grave, and save!

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            • Originally posted by falafel View Post
              I would have been happy if they smoothed out the wrinkles.
              His mother clearly doesn't know
              "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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              • We should just implement Modesty glasses.
                "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

                "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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                • Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
                  We should just implement Modesty glasses.
                  Those don't work. If you can watch scrambled porn, those glasses just make blurs sexy.
                  "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                  The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                  • So no church for the entire state of Utah today? I guess that I won't be learning the exact same thing no matter what LDS building I go to today.
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                    • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                      So no church for the entire state of Utah today? I guess that I won't be learning the exact same thing no matter what LDS building I go to today.
                      Is it the entire state? I don't remember doing that when I was there. I'm sure I was there when at least one temple was dedicated.

                      You can still bring a white handkerchief to church, and be in solidarity with your Utah comrades.
                      "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                      "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                      - SeattleUte

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                      • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                        Insanity.

                        But I don't think the problem is rogue employees pursuing some bizarre obsession. It is a central directive. Scroll to the bottom:

                        http://www.lds.org/topics/service/cr...dards?lang=eng
                        Wow. I've never seen that page before. Lot's of great advice there. It's no wonder that we have so many popular mom bloggers and part time, semi professional baby photographers in the church.

                        My favorite parts were the section on grouping people and this final piece:
                        Photos that include people who do not represent the teachings of the Church (in their dress, grooming, gestures, and so on).
                        It's an interesting distinction they make here. They opt to eliminate people, not activities. I could be reading too much into it, but as much word smithing as the church gets involved in, maybe I'm not.
                        I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                        • Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                          Wow. I've never seen that page before. Lot's of great advice there. It's no wonder that we have so many popular mom bloggers and part time, semi professional baby photographers in the church.

                          My favorite parts were the section on grouping people and this final piece:


                          It's an interesting distinction they make here. They opt to eliminate people, not activities. I could be reading too much into it, but as much word smithing as the church gets involved in, maybe I'm not.
                          What about the guy with the cuffs on his long sleeve shirt rolled up twice and it indicates this is not proper sacrament meeting attire.
                          "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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                          • It's not just the Ensign.

                            http://www.fox40.com/news/headlines/...,7724083.story

                            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                            • Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                              I hope there's more than one example, because from this single photo you could argue that it's just a good graphic design edit to remove clutter from the composition to say nothing of her mismatched pajamas.
                              "It's devastating, because we lost to a team that's not even in the Pac-12. To lose to Utah State is horrible." - John White IV

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                              • Originally posted by kccougar View Post
                                I hope there's more than one example, because from this single photo you could argue that it's just a good graphic design edit to remove clutter from the composition to say nothing of her mismatched pajamas.
                                In the article, it explains that all women were removed from the catalog.
                                "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                                The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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