The Marriage(s)(?) of Jesus

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  • Blueintheface
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 15382

    #16
    Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
    How would we know if he held an office or not?
    He placed 2nd in student council voting to Lazurus during the 3rd grade.
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    • RC Vikings
      Known Heterosexual
      • Nov 2008
      • 8788

      #17
      I'm guessing yes. I'm also guessing that his wife got tired of him hanging around his twelve buddies so much, she got tired of him being away from home and she would ask if he really was the savior why didn't they have a larger home.

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      • TripletDaddy
        sweet triple
        • Nov 2008
        • 58186

        #18
        Originally posted by Sleeping in EQ View Post
        Those are circumstantial facts, and we could speculate about them, but my thinking is based elsewhere.

        I'm familiar with the "rabbi" argument and don't find it persuasive. Jesus did not hold any office within Judaism--including that of rabbi--which is why Jewish authorities asked "by what authority" he did this or that. Jesus would not have been able to officiate in the temple, for example. In my judgment, the application of "rabbi" to Jesus is generic.
        What about the whole "fulfill all righteousness" angle?
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        • Sleeping in EQ
          Philosopher of Men
          • Nov 2008
          • 4188

          #19
          Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
          What about the whole "fulfill all righteousness" angle?
          I wrestled with this very question for a long time. I think it's a productive one.

          My thinking is that the ritual purification with water that Matthew, Mark, Luke, and 2 Nephi describe is consistent with the OT Jewish purification rites as interpreted in 1st century Judaism by groups such as the Essenes. I think Jesus submitting to that ritual is a witness of Jesus' perfect obedience to the commandments. I do not think that means Jesus had to endure every ritual necessary for the salvation of mortals. He is the Lord and is without blemish. As Hebrews tells it, he is the radiance of the Father's glory and the exact impress of his nature. In short, Jesus is the seal (or impression, the language alludes to a king's mark in wax on a document) and has no need of being sealed.

          That's as accurate a representation of my view as I can make in a few sentences.
          We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

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          • Jeff Lebowski
            Corporate lackey for Jesus
            • Nov 2008
            • 69525

            #20
            Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
            How could anyone know that?
            I was referring to the specificity of the poll (this person vs. that person, etc.). Then again, there may be mountains of evidence on this of which I am not aware.
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            • TripletDaddy
              sweet triple
              • Nov 2008
              • 58186

              #21
              Originally posted by Sleeping in EQ View Post
              I wrestled with this very question for a long time. I think it's a productive one.

              My thinking is that the ritual purification with water that Matthew, Mark, Luke, and 2 Nephi describe is consistent with the OT Jewish purification rites as interpreted in 1st century Judaism by groups such as the Essenes. I think Jesus submitting to that ritual is a witness of Jesus' perfect obedience to the commandments. I do not think that means Jesus had to endure every ritual necessary for the salvation of mortals. He is the Lord and is without blemish. As Hebrews tells it, he is the radiance of the Father's glory and the exact impress of his nature. In short, Jesus is the seal (or impression, the language alludes to a king's mark in wax on a document) and has no need of being sealed.

              That's as accurate a representation of my view as I can make in a few sentences.
              Interesting. Thanks for typing that out.

              I would disagree, but only in the sense that such an interpretation seemingly contradicts the popular (albeit possibly cultural) notion within Mormonism that Jesus did everything we are asked to do. At the same time, I also acknowledge that pop cultural Mormonism is often wrong.

              Again, from a personal perspective, it makes no sense to me that he wouldnt marry. It would fit all cultural and social expectations of the time, there really is no reason to think he would NOT marry, and it would also explain why Mary was running around overly concerned about what the wedding guests were drinking.
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              • Jeff Lebowski
                Corporate lackey for Jesus
                • Nov 2008
                • 69525

                #22
                Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                I would disagree, but only in the sense that such an interpretation seemingly contradicts the popular (albeit possibly cultural) notion within Mormonism that Jesus did everything we are asked to do. At the same time, I also acknowledge that pop cultural Mormonism is often wrong.
                Yes, I think that is most definitely a modern notion with a very shaky doctrinal foundation.
                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                • falafel
                  loves to talk on things
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 37898

                  #23
                  Originally posted by RC Vikings View Post
                  I'm guessing yes. I'm also guessing that his wife got tired of him hanging around his twelve buddies so much, she got tired of him being away from home and she would ask if he really was the savior why didn't they have a larger home.
                  Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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                  • SoonerCoug
                    Joycelyn Elders Supporter
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 4680

                    #24
                    Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
                    In his culture he would have very likely been married and would note have been called rabbi were he not.
                    Bart Ehrman would disagree with this.
                    That which may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence. -C. Hitchens

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                    • Viking
                      Banned
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 6470

                      #25
                      Why wouldn't he be married? Unless he was gay, of course, is the simple answer.

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                      • Blueintheface
                        Senior Member
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 15382

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Viking View Post
                        Why wouldn't he be married? Unless he was gay, of course, is the simple answer.
                        OxCoug is gay? Someone tell him, quick!
                        "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                        "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                        • Indy Coug
                          Heartless Bastard
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 18747

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Viking View Post
                          Why wouldn't he be married? Unless he was gay, of course, is the simple answer.
                          Yeah, that's the ticket.
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                          • SoonerCoug
                            Joycelyn Elders Supporter
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 4680

                            #28
                            Listen at the 5-minute mark.

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                            • Viking
                              Banned
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 6470

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
                              OxCoug is gay? Someone tell him, quick!
                              Sorry, is OxCoug a jewish man living in year 20-32 A.D.? Just wondering.

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                              • Blueintheface
                                Senior Member
                                • Sep 2009
                                • 15382

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Viking View Post
                                Sorry, is OxCoug a jewish man living in year 20-32 A.D.? Just wondering.
                                I'm lost. Unmarried Jews living in 20-32 A.D. were gay? Oy vey.
                                "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                                "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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