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  • #61
    Originally posted by Moliere View Post
    What if he dies and is resurrected and speaks at conference?
    In that case, I don't think collecting or paying on the bet will be on SC's mind.
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    • #62
      Originally posted by FMCoug View Post
      Isn't HBL also the one that said man would never walk on the moon? Or was that McKay. If the former HBL has some pretty serious whiffs.
      It was Joseph Fielding Smith in Answers to Gospel Questions - First Edition, "...it is doubtful that man will ever be permitted to make any instrument or ship to travel through space and visit the moon or any distant planet. Written before he became president (1970) and obviously before Apollo 11 (1969).
      Last edited by Paperback Writer; 06-24-2014, 04:27 PM.
      “Not the victory but the action. Not the goal but the game. In the deed the glory.”
      "All things are measured against Nebraska." falafel

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      • #63
        Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
        Dear President Packer,

        The Elders in my district are now taking bets on whether President Monson will speak in conference in 2015 and beyond. Oh death where is thy sting, oh grave where is thy Victory. I think an emergency transfer is in order - not for them - but for me! I have failed them, and need to be reassigned. Your name came up too, but I put $20 on you being the next prophet, so hang in there.

        Give my best to Sister Packer,

        Elder clackamascoug.
        I agree. You've failed us and it's time for you to go.

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Paperback Writer View Post
          It was Joseph Fielding Smith in Answers to Gospel Questions - First Edition, "...it is doubtful that man will ever be permitted to make any instrument or ship to travel through space and visit the moon or any distant planet. Written before he became president (1970) and obviously before Apollo 11 (1969).
          Of course, did we actually put men on the moon? http://listverse.com/2012/12/28/10-r...uld-be-a-hoax/
          "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
          "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
          "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
            Of course, did we actually put men on the moon? http://listverse.com/2012/12/28/10-r...uld-be-a-hoax/


            In case you're serious, not a single one of those claims withstands the slightest scrutiny.

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            • #66
              Originally posted by woot View Post


              In case you're serious, not a single one of those claims withstands the slightest scrutiny.
              You're no fun.
              "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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              • #67
                Happy 87th Pres.Monson! You still have a hand up on Packer.
                I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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