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  • Indy Coug
    Heartless Bastard
    • Dec 2008
    • 18747

    #16
    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    I wonder why Moroni wasn't wearing his garments.
    Maybe the robe is his garment.
    Everything in life is an approximation.

    http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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    • SeattleUte
      Faith crisis consultant
      • Nov 2008
      • 20837

      #17
      Originally posted by SoonerCoug View Post
      Bas relief has togas, I'm sure.
      Thanks buddy. My only CG friend watching my back, I see.
      When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

      --Jonathan Swift

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      • creekster
        It is NOT a monkey!
        • Nov 2008
        • 22661

        #18
        Originally posted by SoonerCoug View Post
        I guess that means I'm screwed. On the other hand...wasn't there a study recently arguing that jacking off decreases risk of prostate cancer?
        No, it said regualr sexual activity decreases the likelihood of prostate cancer. That only means self-help for some of us.
        PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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        • Jeff Lebowski
          Corporate lackey for Jesus
          • Nov 2008
          • 69534

          #19
          Originally posted by creekster View Post
          No, it said regualr sexual activity decreases the likelihood of prostate cancer. That only means self-help for some of us.
          My doctor mentioned this to me once. I asked him if he wouldn't mind jotting that down on a prescription form so that I could show it to my wife. He declined. He obviously had little concern for my health.
          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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          • TripletDaddy
            sweet triple
            • Nov 2008
            • 58186

            #20
            Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
            Must have been one of those approved activities, like swimming.
            The 4 S's...

            Swimming
            Sports
            Sex
            Spiritual Apparitions
            Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

            sigpic

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            • TripletDaddy
              sweet triple
              • Nov 2008
              • 58186

              #21
              Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
              Thanks buddy. My only CG friend, watching my back, I see.
              You mis-punctuated your statement. I fixed it for you.
              Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

              sigpic

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              • creekster
                It is NOT a monkey!
                • Nov 2008
                • 22661

                #22
                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                My doctor mentioned this to me once. I asked him if he wouldn't mind jotting that down on a prescription form so that I could show it to my wife. He declined. He obviously had little concern for my health.
                Maybe he just liked your wife.
                PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                • pellegrino
                  miserere me
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 12100

                  #23
                  Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                  The 4 S's...

                  Swimming
                  Sports
                  Sex
                  Spiritual Apparitions
                  nicely articulated, I think I'll save that one in my "pithy statements to fire from the back row in EQ" file.
                  Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                  God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                  Alessandro Manzoni

                  Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                  pelagius

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                  • CardiacCoug
                    вот так штука
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 11013

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
                    Maybe the robe is his garment.
                    Then why was Moroni going around in his underwear?

                    And where were the marks? They aren't mentioned.

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                    • Indy Coug
                      Heartless Bastard
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 18747

                      #25
                      Originally posted by CardiacCoug View Post
                      Then why was Moroni going around in his underwear?

                      And where were the marks? They aren't mentioned.
                      Was Joseph Smith talking to an FBI sketch artist?
                      Everything in life is an approximation.

                      http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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                      • SoonerCoug
                        Joycelyn Elders Supporter
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 4680

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
                        Was Joseph Smith talking to an FBI sketch artist?
                        Do you think we're going to be wandering around heaven wearing 19th century underoos?
                        That which may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence. -C. Hitchens

                        http://twitter.com/SoonerCoug

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                        • Indy Coug
                          Heartless Bastard
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 18747

                          #27
                          Originally posted by SoonerCoug View Post
                          Do you think we're going to be wandering around heaven wearing 19th century underoos?
                          I'm sure the Celestial Kingdom will be all good except for the part where we're all blissfully dwelling in our altogether.

                          At the bare minimum, I'm holding out hope for top-flight Garanimal combo ensembles.
                          Everything in life is an approximation.

                          http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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                          • Jeff Lebowski
                            Corporate lackey for Jesus
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 69534

                            #28
                            Originally posted by creekster View Post
                            Maybe he just liked your wife.
                            That's strike two for you today.
                            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                            • creekster
                              It is NOT a monkey!
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 22661

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                              That's strike two for you today.
                              I like living on the edge like that.
                              PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                              • YOhio
                                Hipster Mode
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 26165

                                #30
                                Originally posted by creekster View Post
                                I like living on the edge like that.
                                An engineer like Lebowski would quickly point out that you're not fully utilizing allocated space if all your time is spent on the edge.

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