What was the resurrected Jesus wearing?

[SoonerCoug]

Anyone ever wondered about this? He is wrapped in a burial shroud and put in a tomb, and a giant stone is rolled in front of the tomb. A few days later, the stone is removed, the shroud is still in the tomb, and Jesus is walking around telling people not to touch him because he hasn't yet ascended. If he was wearing clothes, then where did they come from???

On a related note: How did JS know that Moroni was naked under his robe? I understand that he saw Moroni's bosom, but why couldn't he have been wearing undies? Are we all going to be naked in heaven?

[Soccermom]

Anyone ever wondered about this? He is wrapped in a burial shroud and put in a tomb, and a giant stone is rolled in front of the tomb. A few days later, the stone is removed, the shroud is still in the tomb, and Jesus is walking around telling people not to touch him because he hasn't yet ascended. If he was wearing clothes, then wear did they come from???

On a related note: How did JS know that Moroni was naked under his robe? I understand that he saw Moroni's bosom, but why couldn't he have been wearing undies? Are we all going to be naked in heaven?

Were fig leaves abundant in that time period?

[YOhio]

In my heaven we'll only wear FUBU gear.

[LiveCoug]

In my heaven we'll only wear FUBU gear.

Will our many virgins be wearing "Juicy" gear?

[Clark Addison]

On a related note: How did JS know that Moroni was naked under his robe? I understand that he saw Moroni's bosom, but why couldn't he have been wearing undies? Are we all going to be naked in heaven?

I got the sisters in my MTC district very mad at me one day for arguaing vigorously and at great length that we would all be naked in the Celestial Kingdom.

[Mr Incredible]

Anyone ever wondered about this? He is wrapped in a burial shroud and put in a tomb, and a giant stone is rolled in front of the tomb. A few days later, the stone is removed, the shroud is still in the tomb, and Jesus is walking around telling people not to touch him because he hasn't yet ascended. If he was wearing clothes, then where did they come from???

On a related note: How did JS know that Moroni was naked under his robe? I understand that he saw Moroni's bosom, but why couldn't he have been wearing undies? Are we all going to be naked in heaven?

Blue dress shirt, no tie.

[Indy Coug]

Are we all going to be naked in heaven?

And the more you self-gratify in this life, the shorter it will be in the life to come.

[SoonerCoug]

And the more you self-gratify in this life, the shorter it will be in the life to come.

I guess that means I'm screwed. On the other hand...wasn't there a study recently arguing that jacking off decreases risk of prostate cancer?

[TripletDaddy]

Will our many virgins be wearing "Juicy" gear?

Juicy tracksuits, Pornstar t shirts.

[Indy Coug]

I guess that means I'm screwed. On the other hand...wasn't there a study recently arguing that jacking off decreases risk of prostate cancer?

Cost/benefit analysis. Extend your mortal existence by 5 years or keep your willie as a viable appendage for the ensuing 10^100000 years afterwards. Only you know your utility curve.

[SeattleUte]

Togas seem to be standard issue among heavenly personages. See the highest point on any temple.

[TripletDaddy]

Togas seem to be standard issue among heavenly personages. See the highest point on any temple.

[SoonerCoug]

Bas relief has togas, I'm sure.

[Jeff Lebowski]

On a related note: How did JS know that Moroni was naked under his robe? I understand that he saw Moroni's bosom, but why couldn't he have been wearing undies? Are we all going to be naked in heaven?

I wonder why Moroni wasn't wearing his garments.

[pellegrino]

I wonder why Moroni wasn't wearing his garments.

Must have been one of those approved activities, like swimming.