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    I just listened to a lady tell us how Jesus truly bled from every pore, not figuratively. Belabored the topic with a bunch of GA quotes. Was pretty condescending to those of us that believe it was figurative bleeding.

    I say, baloney. Suppose there are 1 trillion pores. Bleeding "great drops of blood" from every pore would be 20 drops per mL. 1000 mL per liter leaves us with...50 million liters of blood.

    Average human has 5 liters of blood. 1 liter of water is defined as 1 kg. blood and water have similar densities. So, Jesus would have bled 50 million kilos, or 110 million pounds of blood. Imagine Jesus was an awesome 6' 10", that means his BMI is nearly 200 million.
    "Don't expect I'll see you 'till after the race"

    "So where does the power come from to see the race to its end...from within"

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    I remember on my mission having some study about out and how it was possible. I probably even told investigators about it. :screwy:
    "It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."

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    • #3
      Was that out of a correlated manual? You should have called her on it and reported her to Church HQ.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by doctorcoug View Post
        I just listened to a lady tell us how Jesus truly bled from every pore, not figuratively. Belabored the topic with a bunch of GA quotes. Was pretty condescending to those of us that believe it was figurative bleeding.

        I say, baloney. Suppose there are 1 trillion pores. Bleeding "great drops of blood" from every pore would be 20 drops per mL. 1000 mL per liter leaves us with...50 million liters of blood.

        Average human has 5 liters of blood. 1 liter of water is defined as 1 kg. blood and water have similar densities. So, Jesus would have bled 50 million kilos, or 110 million pounds of blood. Imagine Jesus was an awesome 6' 10", that means his BMI is nearly 200 million.
        I look forward to your post tellimg us how the dumb lady at church thinks the resurrection is literal. But your scientific training proves otherwise.

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        • #5
          BTW, that line is not found in any of the earliest NT manuscripts. It was added later.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by doctorcoug View Post
            I just listened to a lady tell us how Jesus truly bled from every pore, not figuratively. Belabored the topic with a bunch of GA quotes. Was pretty condescending to those of us that believe it was figurative bleeding.

            I say, baloney. Suppose there are 1 trillion pores. Bleeding "great drops of blood" from every pore would be 20 drops per mL. 1000 mL per liter leaves us with...50 million liters of blood.

            Average human has 5 liters of blood. 1 liter of water is defined as 1 kg. blood and water have similar densities. So, Jesus would have bled 50 million kilos, or 110 million pounds of blood. Imagine Jesus was an awesome 6' 10", that means his BMI is nearly 200 million.
            Maybe he only bled from 1000 pores, which would pretty much look like "every pore." And it would only be 50 mL of blood -- that would be very well tolerated.

            All abstract theology is ridiculous from a literal, science-based standpoint so this seems like an unusual detail in which to insist on a strictly non-literal interpretation if you're good with the rest of it.

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            • #7
              Go CardiacCoug.
              "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

              Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Topper View Post
                Go CardiacCoug.
                I don't think this endorsement is going to help me in the polls. Kind of like the Huntsman endorsement of Romney.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by CardiacCoug View Post
                  I don't think this endorsement is going to help me in the polls. Kind of like the Huntsman endorsement of Romney.

                  Well, good science as well as a good understanding of biblical narrative should disabuse fools from believing otherwise.
                  "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

                  Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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                  • #10
                    What a silly discussion to have at Church.

                    "Like anyone can even know that, Kip."
                    "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

                    - Ty Cobb

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                    • #11
                      Did anyone raise their hand and ask about the importance of whether it was literal or figurative?
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                        BTW, that line is not found in any of the earliest NT manuscripts. It was added later.
                        Actually, that line isn't in the later manuscripts of the NT, either; it just says that his sweat was, as it were, great drops of blood. The "bleed from every pore" line comes from the book of Mormon and the D&C.
                        τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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                        • #13
                          It was in sacrament meeting.

                          I believe that God works his miracles through science. It helps me significantly with my faith.
                          "Don't expect I'll see you 'till after the race"

                          "So where does the power come from to see the race to its end...from within"

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                          • #14
                            I remember reading about how during the civil war when they would amputate without anasthesia. The pain would be so great a single drop of blood would come from the patients forehead.

                            I always wondered what type of pain you had ti be in to bleed from every pore.
                            *Banned*

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                            • #15
                              Seems a little odd to me to accept, on the one hand, the notion that Christ, an immortal being, vicariously took upon himself the sins, pains, heartache and suffering of all generations of mankind; and then on the other hand to question whether he could possibly have emitted some blood from every pore during the performance of such an act.
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