Are you ready?

[myboynoah]

myboynoah is no longer online, fyi.

Crud, I fell asleep. Maybe I missed it.

I went for a walk this morning and not as many people out on the street. Maybe that guy knows what he's talking about.

I'm hoping there's a phased approach to this rapture. Maybe I'll make the 8:00 am phase.

I'll keep you posted.

[TripletDaddy]

Crud, I fell asleep. Maybe I missed it.

I went for a walk this morning and not as many people out on the street. Maybe that guy knows what he's talking about.

I'm hoping there's a phased approach to this rapture. Maybe I'll make the 8:00 am phase.

I'll keep you posted.

lol @ myboynoah for not being raptured.

[myboynoah]

Crud, I fell asleep. Maybe I missed it.

I went for a walk this morning and not as many people out on the street. Maybe that guy knows what he's talking about.

I'm hoping there's a phased approach to this rapture. Maybe I'll make the 8:00 am phase.

I'll keep you posted.

Doh. It's Saturday. No wonder the streets are clear.

There's still a chance,

But I fear that by living in a heathen nation that the Lord will just pass us over without even taking a look. Anybody heard from CJF? He's smart to be in a Christian nation this day.

Also, there is no way in Hell 3D is being raptured. No way in Hell.

[myboynoah]

Still no rapture.

Huge sidewalk sale here today, not looking good.

Please Lord, rapture me. Rapture me now.

[SuperGabers]

Careful, BFM. It you are too rude that may tip the balance on your ledger and you won't be caught up in the rapture. I would hate to see you left behind with UtahDan.

He won't be left behind. We will still be handcuffed together after our last night of mortal relations, so he will be hauled up with me. Sorry to tell ya, JLeb.

[Jeff Lebowski]

He won't be left behind. We will still be handcuffed together after our last night of mortal relations, so he will be hauled up with me. Sorry to tell ya, JLeb.

Phew. Good to know.

[Babs]

He won't be left behind. We will still be handcuffed together after our last night of mortal relations, so he will be hauled up with me. Sorry to tell ya, JLeb.

Um, you don't usually....

nevermind.

[myboynoah]

Dang, only an hour left and not raptured yet.

This is really trying my faith.

[TripletDaddy]

Dang, only an hour left and not raptured yet.

This is really trying my faith.

I knew your nice guy Internet persona was all an act.

[Viking]

Greetings from the other side! It was about 2am last night, on a plane to Rio, when I could tell it had happened. We were raptured. I apparently have access to the internet in the afterlife...good times.

[Scott R Nelson]

I want a T-shirt that reads something like:

I survived
Judgement Day 2011

And all I got
was this crummy
T-shirt

May 21, 2011

[TripletDaddy]

Rapture = total letdown.

[Viking]

This happened. Does that count?

http://visir.is/section/MEDIA99&fileid=CLP4238

[myboynoah]

Rapture = total letdown.

You're not the only one:

In the end, rapture believers weren't going anywhere

Keith Bauer, a 38-year-old tractor-trailer driver from Westminster, Md., took last week off from work, packed his wife, young son and a relative in their SUV and crossed the country.

If it was his last week on Earth, he wanted to see parts of it he'd always heard about but missed, such as the Grand Canyon. With maxed-out credit cards and a growing mountain of bills, he said, the rapture would have been a relief.

[Babs]

The manager of the HEB (the big grocery store chain in texas) was standing out front yesterday, congratulating each customer for surviving the end of the world. I thought it was funny but a little, well, risky for texas.