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So am I the only one that is curious to know what you did last night? Did you go to the temple as assigned, did you pass it on to another, did you tell the EQP to punch sand?"Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.
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Well, if one can't get away with white bolo ties in Texas then the "Yankees" have truly taken over. Might ask your SP, his Dad is the Temple pres; but the guy (the father) is originally from Idaho. Maybe that's a good sign.Originally posted by Uncle Ted View PostI visited the Manti temple once and noticed that a few of the temple folks had on bolo ties (white with white rocks). I haven't tried but have been wondering if I can get away with that at our local temple.
“Not the victory but the action. Not the goal but the game. In the deed the glory.”
"All things are measured against Nebraska." falafel
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Bump. I decided to show off not only my temple rags, but the awesome suitcase I take with me when I attend the temple.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostAs the proud owner of a polyester jumpsuit, let me be the first to tell you that it will not increase your desire to attend the temple.
It will, however, help you feel superior to the schmucks wearing those white temple pants with the exterior buttons on the semi-adjustable, non-comfort waist. As they stand in front of the mirror, their white shirt poofing ridiculously out all around the ill-fitted waist, tying their white-on-white tie, you can stroll by with your open collar and polyester lapels flaring proudly, unrestrained.
Just don't go overboard with any over-the-head arm movements, or you'll be quickly reminded of the one-piece nature of your attire.
Last edited by Donuthole; 05-25-2011, 08:51 PM.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Do you throw a tie on with that get up?Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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Looks like you were raptured on your way.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostBump. I decided to show off not only my temple rags, but the awesome suitcase I take with me when I attend the temple.
Well, at least someone was raptured.Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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Originally posted by Donuthole View PostBump. I decided to show off not only my temple rags, but the awesome suitcase I take with me when I attend the temple.

Some day I want to grow up and be like Donuthole."If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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That is cool and all, but in my experience, a middle-aged bald man has a lot harder time pulling it off. D-Hole wears this to the temple, and people think "I need to get myself a jumpsuit." I wear it to the temple, and people think "I didn't know George Costanza was a Mormon".Originally posted by Donuthole View PostBump. I decided to show off not only my temple rags, but the awesome suitcase I take with me when I attend the temple.
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D-hole wears that to the temple and people's first thought is "I didn't know Rudy Fernandez was a Mormom", then they think they need to get themselves a jumpsuit. If it's good enough for an NBA player, it's good enough for them.Originally posted by Clark Addison View PostThat is cool and all, but in my experience, a middle-aged bald man has a lot harder time pulling it off. D-Hole wears this to the temple, and people think "I need to get myself a jumpsuit." I wear it to the temple, and people think "I didn't know George Costanza was a Mormon".I'm like LeBron James.
-mpfunk
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Stanley Tucci!Originally posted by Clark Addison View PostThat is cool and all, but in my experience, a middle-aged bald man has a lot harder time pulling it off. D-Hole wears this to the temple, and people think "I need to get myself a jumpsuit." I wear it to the temple, and people think "I didn't knowGeorge Costanzawas a Mormon".Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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There is an article in the SLTrib talking about a coalition of Mormons meeting with the whitehouse. The quote below made me think of this thread and the irony of assigned volunteers (emphasis is mine).Originally posted by Moliere View PostIf you aren't getting volunteers, you aren't likely providing meaningful service opportunities.
They told White House staffers about the LDS volunteer ethic that requires every Mormon to participate in the church’s organization and expects members to give time, money and service to those in need."Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.
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