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  • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    My wife used to work in the nursery and she would get this excuse occasionally when we were looking for a sub. One time she needed an assistant (I filled in most weeks) but the bishop went weeks without calling someone. When she asked him about it, he said "I am sorry, but I am trying. I have asked about ten people and they all turned me down."
    We had a guy recently make the point in SS that people will say "I'll die for the church" and then turn around and not accept a calling in nursery. People are funny. I'd much rather do nursery or primary over an admin calling any day of the week.
    "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

    Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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    • Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
      We had a guy recently make the point in SS that people will say "I'll die for the church" and then turn around and not accept a calling in nursery. People are funny. I'd much rather do nursery or primary over an admin calling any day of the week.
      That always amazed me when people would refuse to sub in nursery. Here you are sacrificing 2+ hours each week to tend their kids while they attend church and they refuse to pitch in and help for one stinking week?
      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
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      • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
        My wife used to work in the nursery and she would get this excuse occasionally when we were looking for a sub. One time she needed an assistant (I filled in most weeks) but the bishop went weeks without calling someone. When she asked him about it, he said "I am sorry, but I am trying. I have asked about ten people and they all turned me down."
        I am amazed at the number of people who turn down callings in the primary. For two years we have been trying to stock our primary with teachers and have been unable to. And of course those who have accepted calls are not dependable and routinely miss church without notifying anyone.
        "Nobody listens to Turtle."
        -Turtle
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        • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
          My wife used to work in the nursery and she would get this excuse occasionally when we were looking for a sub. One time she needed an assistant (I filled in most weeks) but the bishop went weeks without calling someone. When she asked him about it, he said "I am sorry, but I am trying. I have asked about ten people and they all turned me down."
          What's there not to love about nursery? Snacks, singing, playing with toys, coloring. My wife and I did that our first 1 or so of marriage. When we got released, it was terrible trying to make it through the block without our snack.
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          • Originally posted by Paperback Writer View Post
            Hire a babysitter.
            Don't need one...that is what the 2nd and 3rd hour of the primary is for!
            I'm your huckleberry.


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            • Originally posted by Paperback Writer View Post
              Hire a babysitter.
              My wife and I do hire a babysitter for Stake Conference.

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              • Originally posted by LA Coug View Post
                My wife and I do hire a babysitter for Stake Conference.
                I just stay home. Speaking of which no Church in 2 weeks! And then again in October! :rockon2:
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                -Turtle
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                • Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                  What's there not to love about nursery? Snacks, singing, playing with toys, coloring. My wife and I did that our first 1 or so of marriage. When we got released, it was terrible trying to make it through the block without our snack.
                  I loved being a Nursery Leader. Kids are funny without the baggage of dealing with adult problems. Plus if you play ring-around-the-roses with them you are their hero. They'll storm the Bastille for you if you just let them know you care. Give me 2 hours of toys, games, songs, and animal crackers versus hearing people wax on about the "end of days" and "evil liberal media and colleges" while quoting passage of the Handbook.

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                  • 3 days into the ban and I am not noticing any overt blessings yet, despite my strict adherance. This may be one of those things where I will only realize them in the hereafter.

                    On a side note, after discussing this with my wife extensively, we have decided that the ban must have been a result of multiple instances of bad things happening at sleepovers. We have also assumed that this is not just run-of-the-mill WoW stuff but probably involves <hushes vioce> s - e - x, or even something worse.

                    We are now on high alert for sleepover sickos at church. Any person I find out has hosted or otherwise participated in a sleepover in the past 6 months is on the blacklist. I will keep everyone posted.

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                    • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                      That always amazed me when people would refuse to sub in nursery.
                      Originally posted by Surfah View Post
                      I am amazed at the number of people who turn down callings in the primary.
                      Surfah and Jeff Lebowski confirming that I am, indeed, amazing!
                      Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                      • Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                        Surfah and Jeff Lebowski confirming that I am, indeed, amazing!
                        Not so fast, my friend. You accepted your calling. They are amazed with people who say no. Sorry, just being honest!
                        I'm like LeBron James.
                        -mpfunk

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                        • Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
                          Not so fast, my friend. You accepted your calling. They are amazed with people who say no. Sorry, just being honest!


                          Fine. But they will be amazed in December!
                          Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                          • Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post

                            Fine. But they will be amazed in December!
                            I'm like LeBron James.
                            -mpfunk

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                            • Originally posted by wally View Post
                              3 days into the ban and I am not noticing any overt blessings yet, despite my strict adherance. This may be one of those things where I will only realize them in the hereafter.

                              On a side note, after discussing this with my wife extensively, we have decided that the ban must have been a result of multiple instances of bad things happening at sleepovers. We have also assumed that this is not just run-of-the-mill WoW stuff but probably involves <hushes vioce> s - e - x, or even something worse.

                              We are now on high alert for sleepover sickos at church. Any person I find out has hosted or otherwise participated in a sleepover in the past 6 months is on the blacklist. I will keep everyone posted.
                              It is probably odd when the EQP's wife asks your wife to come stay the night. That probably has happened in Sooners' ward.
                              I'm your huckleberry.


                              "I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJF

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