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  • Mormon Red Death
    BYU Delenda Est
    • Nov 2008
    • 8077
    #1

    Using the Church's resources

    So who here uses the dumpster at the church when you don't have time to make a run to the county dump? How about personal copies at church?

    I used the dumpsters all the time when I cut lawns in Utah. Nowadays, Every time I make a run to Salvation Army if they won't accept what I have I make another run to the church dumpster.
    "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

    "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla
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    • Jacob
      Junior Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 6801
      #2
      I use the basketball court when I want to play basketball. Why wouldn't I use the dumpster when I need a dumpster?

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        • Mormon Red Death
          BYU Delenda Est
          • Nov 2008
          • 8077
          #3
          Originally posted by Jacob View Post
          I use the basketball court when I want to play basketball. Why wouldn't I use the dumpster when I need a dumpster?
          My wife seems to think that I shouldn't but that doesn't stop me.


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          "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

          "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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            • Jacob
              Junior Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 6801
              #4
              Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
              My wife seems to think that I shouldn't but that doesn't stop me.
              The padlock seems to indicate I shouldn't, but that doesn't stop me

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                • Mormon Red Death
                  BYU Delenda Est
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 8077
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Jacob View Post
                  The padlock seems to indicate I shouldn't, but that doesn't stop me
                  No padlock here in the mitten

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                  "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

                  "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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                    • il Padrino Ute
                      Junior Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 19161
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
                      So who here uses the dumpster at the church when you don't have time to make a run to the county dump? How about personal copies at church?

                      I used the dumpsters all the time when I cut lawns in Utah. Nowadays, Every time I make a run to Salvation Army if they won't accept what I have I make another run to the church dumpster.
                      So, you would rather that the church pay to get rid of your garbage?
                      "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                      "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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                        • DrumNFeather
                          Invisible Swordsman
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 8854
                          #7
                          I use the church podium to practice announcing draft picks, should I ever become the commish of a pro sports league.
                          "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                          Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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                            • Mormon Red Death
                              BYU Delenda Est
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 8077
                              #8
                              Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
                              So, you would rather that the church pay to get rid of your garbage?
                              Why not they are getting picked up regardless of how much trqash is in there

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                              "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

                              "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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                                • pellegrino
                                  miserere me
                                  • Jan 2009
                                  • 12100
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
                                  Why not they are getting picked up regardless of how much trqash is in there

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                                  Does the church pay for each pickup, or do they pay per ton dumped?
                                  Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                                  God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                                  Alessandro Manzoni

                                  Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                                  pelagius

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                                    • EuropeanFootballMale
                                      Karate/Friendship Master
                                      • Aug 2010
                                      • 1339
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
                                      Why not they are getting picked up regardless of how much trqash is in there

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                                      I'm told that frequently the removal people charge by weight.

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                                        • falafel
                                          loves to talk on things
                                          • Mar 2009
                                          • 37928
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by EuropeanFootballMale View Post
                                          I'm told that frequently the removal people charge by weight.
                                          Nah, not for a regular lift-n-tip dumpster. Those trucks aren't equipped to measure the weight added after each dumpster is emptied.
                                          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                                          Dig your own grave, and save!

                                          "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                                          "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                                          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                                            • creekster
                                              It is NOT a monkey!
                                              • Nov 2008
                                              • 22661
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by falafel View Post
                                              Nah, not for a regular lift-n-tip dumpster. Those trucks aren't equipped to measure the weight added after each dumpster is emptied.
                                              But they might do it by weight if the crhuch has to order a special run, as ours does sometimes when yahoos put their own trash in there and leave no room for the church's trash.
                                              PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                                                • falafel
                                                  loves to talk on things
                                                  • Mar 2009
                                                  • 37928
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by creekster View Post
                                                  But they might do it by weight if the crhuch has to order a special run, as ours does sometimes when yahoos put their own trash in there and leave no room for the church's trash.
                                                  Sure. I'm sure they'd also charge extra if they had to make additional runs outside the the contracted number per month.
                                                  Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                                                  Dig your own grave, and save!

                                                  "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                                                  "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                                                  GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                                                    • NorthwestUteFan
                                                      אלוף
                                                      • Oct 2010
                                                      • 3384
                                                      #14
                                                      The last time I emptied a carload of crap into a church dumpster, about '99 or so, there were two moving boxes full of porno mags already in there. I assumed somebody 'went to see the bishop' and unloaded quite a collection. And WHAT a collection it was! I only saw the mags on the tops of the boxes because my wife was in the car, but there was some unbelievably kinky shit* in there.

                                                      This was essentially pre-internet, but I had something of a 'Two girls, one cup' type of reaction to what I saw. Some things you can't unsee. I quit using the church dumpster after that encounter.

                                                      *LITERALLY, if you catch my drift...

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                                                        • TripletDaddy
                                                          sweet triple
                                                          • Nov 2008
                                                          • 58186
                                                          #15
                                                          Absolutely use the church dumpster from time to time. Did a trash run at Xmas because we had some bags from all the wrapping paper, food, etc.

                                                          On balance, church dumpsters are mostly empty throughout the year. They are certainly not being filled weekly with trash from church, anyway.
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