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Bugger off, mate before you get sent to Coventry cause Bob's not your uncle here.Originally posted by LeedsCougar View Post"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Wouldn't it be the grossers that should be doing that calculation?Originally posted by Portland Ute View Post"Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
"The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
"I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
"I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71Comment
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I come in peace, mate. But I must say your use of our expressions are not terribly contemporary; not off but not on either.Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
I refrain from attempting yankee slang; I suggest you do the same.Last edited by LeedsCougar; 01-03-2013, 03:25 AM.Comment
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I thought that was all done with money from the "business" side of the church. I really didn't pay much attention to the whole thing so I could have misheard.Originally posted by LeedsCougar View Post
I didn't pay much attention because once the money is put in the envelope, it's gone. It isn't like the money I used to give to the CC. I was very interested in whether that money was beling blown.
If the money (tithing) is truly blown or misused, that has nothing to do with the blessings I am supposed to receive from doing my part.
Of course I don't think anyone needs to feel the same as I do on the matter. It isn't like anyone has appeared with angel wings and instructed me.Comment
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You and I got to get together for some Irn Breu and perhaps a kebab from a Paky shop!Originally posted by LeedsCougar View Post
Just don't serve the Elders any faggots, lest they have to put a bit in a big clump of mashed potatoes to get the damn thing down!Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
-General George S. Patton
I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
-DOCTOR WuapComment
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I spent 4 months in Coventry. The Jaguar plant is almost as cool as a voluptuous fake set of SMG's...ALMOST!Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
Other than that the town got demolished by the Natzees in WWII and as off 1993 had, in my humble but highly accurate opinion, not yet recovered. What a mess of a town.
Almost as ugly as Corby, but at least Corby had a bunch of grotty Glasswegian unionized miner commies, who were also unemployed, living there. Tis where I discovered the nector of the gods...yea even Irn Bru.Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
-General George S. Patton
I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
-DOCTOR WuapComment
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One day I was streetcontacting in Buirmeengum New Street when some old crodger, much like our beloved '71, starts screaming at me about Jolly Ol England not needing Yankee Christianity. The old duck then concludes that "the only boys who died in the Gulf War was due to Yankee friendly fire!" To which I smiled and responded: "hey old-timer, who told you it was friendly fire?"Originally posted by LeedsCougar View Post
I must admit that the longest confirmed kill in Gulf War I was from a limey Challenger, great tank if I do say so myself.Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
-General George S. Patton
I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
-DOCTOR WuapComment
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Irn-Bru...my teeth are not yellow from coffee nor smoke but from the orange brew of my fathers. We will go on the (mormon) pisser with the orange stuff from heaven!Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
No, it would be unbecoming of an elder to choke on a faggot in public so none served at dinner.
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I miss the kebabs. Pasties too. Fish & chips were good. I never had any of this Irn Breu though, what's that?Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View PostComment
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Just had tithing settlement via email. Awesome.Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.
"Cog dis is a bitch." -James PattersonComment
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As this board is dominated by Americans, you stand out like a Welshman in a footrace. I'm your anachronism; all my Anglicisms stem from my father's time spent protecting your arses from the Rooskies in Campbeltown. Anywho, it's corking to have you here, Jack the lad.Originally posted by LeedsCougar View Post"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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I wouldn't celebrate that. It was clearly fake.Originally posted by Portland Ute View Post
One of the classic rants ever on CUF, IMO.Visca Catalunya LliureComment
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