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  • Donuthole
    Official Outgayer
    • Nov 2008
    • 25242

    #1

    worldwide leadership training

    The 45-minute ward council "role play" was particularly delightful. The woman playing the RS president was hilariously robotic. She could use more teleprompter practice. Also, I enjoyed the stereotypical hypothetical new member family they discussed--the Garcia family; the dad is a mechanic, and the two sons love to play soccer.
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
  • marsupial
    Mississippi Queen
    • Nov 2008
    • 3678

    #2
    That was today, wasn't it. Oops! I missed it. Darn.
    What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
    -Teenage Dirtbag

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    • SCcoug
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 7625

      #3
      I hear there will no longer be an activities committee. Looks like my wife and I will be out of (one of) a job.

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      • Surfah
        Where's Wallace?
        • Nov 2008
        • 33726

        #4
        I enjoyed the token Hispanic, Asian, and Black guy.

        The Exec Secretary sent out an email tonight reminding us of Ward Council Meeting tomorrow. I responded that I didn't know what that was as I have excised the word meeting from my Mormon vocabulary. Someone else responded that he would be there for Ward Council revelatory experience. And our Bishop reminded everyone to bring their scripts if they don't have their parts memorized. It's nice to know that we have some people with a good sense of humor in my ward.
        "Nobody listens to Turtle."
        -Turtle
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        • WashingtonCoug
          Monsters like me
          • Jan 2009
          • 1489

          #5
          I was just glad to hear that ward has so many delightful inactive families and investigators. I had a good laugh that they've ended the activities committee. Our ward just called about 10 people to that calling. I was really hoping they would add me next.
          "To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail."
          —Abraham Maslow

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          • clackamascoug
            Banned
            • Dec 2009
            • 9709

            #6
            I thought the ward council "get together" was spot on. I was just as bored as a real one.

            I think the whole training session would have been better if Elder Holland did it, and only took an hour.

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            • Moliere
              One man.....one pie
              • Oct 2009
              • 27843

              #7
              Just pulled out my notes from the meeting:

              - CHOI not to be copied or shared beyond those authorized (cue DDD)
              - Book 2 is more principle-based (just like IFRS)
              - Book 2 seeks to enhance the role of the Ward Council
              - No more EQ helping member move (our EQP walked in 5 minutes after this was said....ugh)
              - PEC meeting times should be decreased
              - Welfare meeting is no longer held
              - Ward Council should focus on strengthening individuals and less time on calendaring
              - Ward Council should be held regularly and from 60-90 minutes
              - All should speak honestly (I actually liked this one as dissent from authority is not always appreciated or expected but now we have the green light)
              - Protect confidentiality of all matters that are private
              - No longer an Activities Committee (guess we'll have to find some other calling to stick the active-but-not-willing-to-really-do-anything members....maybe ward missionaries?)
              - Must be temple worthy to act as voice in ordinances except baby blessings
              - Temple worthiness not necessarily needed to stand in circle for ordinances

              Overall I enjoyed the meeting. I even enjoyed the role play ward council. Sure it was cheesy and scripted, but seeing a well run model of a council does more good than harm. I also liked seeing Ruth Todd work it from the bleachers.
              "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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              • YOhio
                Hipster Mode
                • Nov 2008
                • 26165

                #8
                Originally posted by Eddie Jones View Post
                I also liked seeing Ruth Todd work it from the bleachers.
                She was awesome. It was also very gracious of her to volunteer to drive the Madsen kids to church.

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                • statman
                  Rabblerouser
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 2799

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Eddie Jones View Post
                  - No more EQ helping member move (our EQP walked in 5 minutes after this was said....ugh)

                  - Must be temple worthy to act as voice in ordinances except baby blessings
                  Point 1 - not actually what he said. It was more along the lines of the EQ will be asked to do more, if that means things like moving members fall by the way-side, so be it...

                  Point 2 - And baptism.

                  My takeaways from the meeting - they're officially catching the CHOI up with instruction that we've been given over the last 3 or 4 years. Take as much pressure off bishops by having EQ and HPG do a lot more than they used to. Just as an example - HPG does all initial church welfare assessments in our ward (probably the stake too, but not positive about that).

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                  • Surfah
                    Where's Wallace?
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 33726

                    #10
                    Originally posted by statman View Post
                    Point 1 - not actually what he said. It was more along the lines of the EQ will be asked to do more, if that means things like moving members fall by the way-side, so be it...

                    Point 2 - And baptism.

                    My takeaways from the meeting - they're officially catching the CHOI up with instruction that we've been given over the last 3 or 4 years. Take as much pressure off bishops by having EQ and HPG do a lot more than they used to. Just as an example - HPG does all initial church welfare assessments in our ward (probably the stake too, but not positive about that).
                    Which is why I hate my calling right now. I've turned into the point man for a lot of crap, including the building coordinator and organizing building cleanups.
                    "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                    -Turtle
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                    • BigPiney
                      Huge Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 12346

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Eddie Jones View Post

                      - CHOI not to be copied or shared beyond those authorized (cue DDD)
                      I am guessing this means everyone with an internet connection.

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                      • smokymountainrain
                        Impressive Member
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 22593

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BigPiney View Post
                        I am guessing this means everyone with an internet connection.

                        https://new.lds.org/handbook/handboo...hurch?lang=eng
                        That's funny.
                        I'm like LeBron James.
                        -mpfunk

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                        • TripletDaddy
                          sweet triple
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 58186

                          #13
                          I think they are probably just referring to book 1.
                          Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                          • pellegrino
                            miserere me
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 12100

                            #14
                            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                            I think they are probably just referring to book 1.
                            which is not available to the rank and file.
                            Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                            God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                            Alessandro Manzoni

                            Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                            pelagius

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                            • smokymountainrain
                              Impressive Member
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 22593

                              #15
                              Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                              I think they are probably just referring to book 1.
                              From the link, regarding book 2 and inside book 2...

                              This handbook has been prepared solely for use by general and local Church officers to administer the affairs of the Church. It should not be duplicated or given to any other persons. The distribution list includes a file copy to be kept in a secure place by each stake and ward clerk. He may refer to it for information on finances and records and for information on supporting the stake president or bishop.
                              I'm like LeBron James.
                              -mpfunk

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