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  • Babs
    Not a Lawyer
    • Nov 2008
    • 17128
    #16
    Originally posted by creekster View Post
    Nice. Thanks for the support.
    well, there's no doubt the thread is a case study in arrested development, but your wording was too perfect to resist.

    It's actually interesting to me how often Seattle - ever the critic of the church's sexually repressive and regressive impact - leads the way in these forays into the gutter.

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      • The Fourth Nephite
        Junior Member
        • Mar 2009
        • 781
        #17
        nevermind
        Last edited by The Fourth Nephite; 08-26-2010, 11:22 PM.
        "I'm going to go back to CUF now, where the censorship is less, the average IQ is higher, and we don't have to deal with so much of this nonsense. Goodbye." - SoonerCoug

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          • marsupial
            Mississippi Queen
            • Nov 2008
            • 3678
            #18
            Originally posted by creekster View Post
            I really dislike this thread topic and particularly in this forum. I have never really thought that the riff on a thread title stuff was particularly humorous, but this is really quite crass and lowers the quality of the discussion here significantly. As I have said many times, and it is particularly true at this site, just because we can doesn't mean we should.
            Sorry Dad.
            What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
            -Teenage Dirtbag

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              • SoonerCoug
                Joycelyn Elders Supporter
                • Nov 2008
                • 4680
                #19
                For the record, I have never had a bishop ask me about oral sex, but I have been asked if I engage in dry humping.
                That which may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence. -C. Hitchens

                http://twitter.com/SoonerCoug

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                  • myboynoah
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 21719
                    #20
                    I'm with you cr33k. Inappropriate, as well as disrespectful.
                    Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                    For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                    Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                      • Moliere
                        One man.....one pie
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 27924
                        #21
                        Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                        Has the LDS church ever repudiated and apologized for that statement against oral sex they issued some time ago?
                        I'm soooo glad I grew up in a different church than you.
                        "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                          • Green Lantern
                            Has overcome great fear
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 2289
                            #22
                            Originally posted by SoonerCoug View Post
                            For the record, I have never had a bishop ask me about oral sex, but I have been asked if I engage in dry humping.
                            Wow, was that phrase actually used in the question?
                            Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                            None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                            I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                            --Portland Ute

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                              • Green Monstah
                                Royal Rooter
                                • Aug 2010
                                • 14010
                                #23
                                Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                                Wow, was that phrase actually used in the question?
                                Probably used the more politically correct "zipper sparking"
                                Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                                "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                                  • SoonerCoug
                                    Joycelyn Elders Supporter
                                    • Nov 2008
                                    • 4680
                                    #24
                                    Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                                    Wow, was that phrase actually used in the question?
                                    First he asked about simulated sex. I said: "No, I don't do that. I have never even kissed a girl." Then he said something along the lines of "Do you know what simulated sex is? Levi loving?" He obviously saw this as an important teaching opportunity.
                                    That which may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence. -C. Hitchens

                                    http://twitter.com/SoonerCoug

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                                      • wuapinmon
                                        Soul Plumber
                                        • Dec 2008
                                        • 30711
                                        #25
                                        Originally posted by SoonerCoug View Post
                                        First he asked about simulated sex. I said: "No, I don't do that. I have never even kissed a girl." Then he said something along the lines of "Do you know what simulated sex is? Levi loving?" He obviously saw this as an important teaching opportunity.
                                        I always thought it was "BYU sex."
                                        "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                                        The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                                          • YOhio
                                            Hipster Mode
                                            • Nov 2008
                                            • 26165
                                            #26
                                            You guys are so immature.

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                                              • Welsh
                                                Junior Member
                                                • Aug 2010
                                                • 32
                                                #27
                                                My bishop referred to it with a big grin as "the Provo Push."
                                                Religion . . . is a man's total reaction upon life.

                                                William James

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                                                  • Donuthole
                                                    Official Outgayer
                                                    • Nov 2008
                                                    • 25298
                                                    #28
                                                    Originally posted by Welsh View Post
                                                    My bishop referred to it with a big grin as "the Provo Push."
                                                    Not to be confused with the Provo Soak, a.k.a "docking."
                                                    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                                                    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                                                      • pellegrino
                                                        miserere me
                                                        • Jan 2009
                                                        • 12100
                                                        #29
                                                        Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                                                        I always thought it was "BYU sex."
                                                        we always called it the DH
                                                        Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                                                        God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                                                        Alessandro Manzoni

                                                        Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                                                        pelagius

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                                                          • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                                                            Time to camp
                                                            • Nov 2008
                                                            • 26082
                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                                                            we always called it the DH
                                                            What does Dick Harmon have to do with this subject? I'm glad this isn't Cougarboard or he would have a very curious column to write tomorrow.
                                                            Get confident, stupid
                                                            -landpoke

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