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  • SeattleUte
    Faith crisis consultant
    • Nov 2008
    • 20837

    #1

    SU gets Puritanical

    Has the LDS church ever repudiated and apologized for that statement against oral sex they issued some time ago?
    When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

    --Jonathan Swift
  • Donuthole
    Official Outgayer
    • Nov 2008
    • 25288

    #2
    This thread sucks.
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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    • SeattleUte
      Faith crisis consultant
      • Nov 2008
      • 20837

      #3
      That last paragraph is brilliant.
      When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

      --Jonathan Swift

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      • Indy Coug
        Heartless Bastard
        • Dec 2008
        • 18747

        #4
        Why do you deem an apology as necessary?
        Everything in life is an approximation.

        http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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        • HBCoug
          Peanut Gallery Asshat
          • Dec 2008
          • 2082

          #5
          Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
          Has the LDS church ever repudiated and apologized for that statement against oral sex they issued some time ago?
          You really want to go down this road? Given your body of work, this doesn't seem like one of your headier plays.

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          • wuapinmon
            Soul Plumber
            • Dec 2008
            • 30711

            #6
            I have a brother-in-law. The poor bastard took a religion class at BYU about marriage with his fiance. The professor told them that oral sex was an unnatural act.

            This actually came up in a dinner conversation one night. NO! I didn't start the conversation!

            They were explaining what their professor had said, and that they agreed with her. I asked why, and they told us, "It's an unnatural act."

            You can guess my response.


            Poor bastard.
            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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            • Green Lantern
              Has overcome great fear
              • Aug 2009
              • 2289

              #7
              The cunning linguistics of SU's thread titles never cease to amaze me.
              Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

              None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

              I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

              --Portland Ute

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              • Coach McGuirk
                1
                • Nov 2008
                • 12109

                #8
                Is this thread about Mega Maid?

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                • wuapinmon
                  Soul Plumber
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 30711

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Coach McGuirk View Post
                  Is this thread about Mega Maid?
                  I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
                  "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                  The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                  • Green Monstah
                    Royal Rooter
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 14000

                    #10
                    Oh. Brother.

                    I've thought about this more than a few times. I can just imagine someone telling sweet Spencer W. Kimball about oral sex, and him blurting out "They put what, where?? We've got to write a letter."

                    Dude, SU, just be happy they got this one right after some trial and error.
                    Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                    "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                    • Donuthole
                      Official Outgayer
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 25288

                      #11
                      Originally posted by RedSox View Post
                      Oh. Brother.

                      I've thought about this more than a few times. I can just imagine someone telling sweet Spencer W. Kimball about oral sex, and him blurting out "They put what, where?? We've got to write a letter."

                      Dude, SU, just be happy they got this one right after some trial and error.
                      FYI, SU is never happy when the Church gets something right, regardless of how it ended up there.
                      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                      • marsupial
                        Mississippi Queen
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 3678

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                        The cunning linguistics of SU's thread titles never cease to amaze me.
                        Yeah, he is quite a fella--show off, too.
                        What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
                        -Teenage Dirtbag

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                        • creekster
                          It is NOT a monkey!
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 22661

                          #13
                          I really dislike this thread topic and particularly in this forum. I have never really thought that the riff on a thread title stuff was particularly humorous, but this is really quite crass and lowers the quality of the discussion here significantly. As I have said many times, and it is particularly true at this site, just because we can doesn't mean we should.
                          PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                          • Babs
                            Not a Lawyer
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 17128

                            #14
                            Originally posted by creekster View Post
                            just because we can doesn't mean we should.
                            Is that what she said?

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                            • creekster
                              It is NOT a monkey!
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 22661

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Babs View Post
                              Is that what she said?
                              Nice. Thanks for the support.
                              PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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