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If you pay your tithing it'll help you get a front row parking spot at Walmart.
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"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon -
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From a recently returned missionary: Sister missionaries can do things the Elders can't, like make cookies."In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
"And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
"Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA UteComment
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I felt the spirit.Originally posted by DU Ute View Post"Nobody listens to Turtle."-TurtlesigpicComment
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No, but a U of U diploma will work in a pinch.Originally posted by Babs View Post"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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The reason men hold the priesthood is to help elevate them to the level of spirituality that women possess naturally without the priesthood.Comment
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You only just learned this? I've been hearing this for years.Originally posted by Slim View Post"Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."
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The fast Sunday before the 4th of July should be ripe with material for this thread, I hope I'm not the only one who steps up and shares.
One brother had proof that the Utah Attorney General's office is working to undermine the Constitution. He was settling a lawsuit against the state and wanted the AG to include a declaration that he promised to uphold the Constitution. The AG's office refused. Busted!!!
We also had a great humblebrag when a sister began her testimony by expressing gratitude that her great-great grandfather wrote the opening hymn, the Star Spangled Banner."In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
"And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
"Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA UteComment
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so her great-great grandfather was Francis Scott Key? She must be pretty old to have that close a relationship with him.Originally posted by DU Ute View PostDio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
pelagiusComment
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The bishop opened with the "constitution will hang by a thread and the Elders of the church will step in and save the country..."
Bang!Comment
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Autistic children are the choicest and most-loved children of our heavenly father, above all others."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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I might have missed a "great" or two, but she is about 80.Originally posted by pellegrino View Post"In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
"And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
"Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA UteComment
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that would likely be enough to do it with just the two greats. Key died in 1843 and he had children that lived into the 1880s. Seeing as how my great great grandfather was born in 1804, it's entirely possible that she's only four generations from Key.Originally posted by DU Ute View PostDio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
pelagiusComment
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Yeah, my great-great-great grandfather is a semi famous Mormon (not GA) and I'm not very old.Originally posted by pellegrino View Post"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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