I learned in church today

[Joe Public]

This was last Sunday since this Sunday consisted mostly of sweating my ass off in record temps standing in line for Mickey's f'ing Fun Wheel.

By some lapse in judgement, I sat through Gospel Doctrine. The lesson covered the Acts portion of the stoning of Stephen. The point was made that with the ministry of Christ, the leadership within the Scribes and Pharisees were so in trenched in their traditions and history that they couldn't accept a new version of the gospel. They were so afraid of this movement that they aggressively sought out the disciples of Christ, like Stephen, and killed them. This is exactly why it is SO important to listen to and follow the prophet.

Ouch. Rough weekend for that.

[San Juan Sun]

The Sabbath Day Reclamation Project continues. Amongst other advice, women should make a delicious meal, but this should primarily be prepared on Saturday.

[hostile]

The Sabbath Day Reclamation Project continues. Amongst other advice, women should make a delicious meal, but this should primarily be prepared on Saturday.

Saturday is a special day.

[smokymountainrain]

The Sabbath Day Reclamation Project continues. Amongst other advice, women should make a delicious meal, but this should primarily be prepared on Saturday.

uh oh. my family is screwed.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

I heard that one of our high ranking members was delivering sermons in two wards on sabbath observance today. Perhaps he can return and report.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

I have to give a youth in our ward $100 for saying "what the heck" and quoting a stand up comedian and a band in his farewell talk.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Sabbath lesson in EQ!

[CardiacCoug]

I have to give a youth in our ward $100 for saying "what the heck" and quoting a stand up comedian and a band in his farewell talk.

That's awesome. Nice work!

Should only count if the comedian and band are a little bit edgy though.

Brian Regan, Jim Gaffigan and their ilk shouldn't count since Mormons uniformly love those guys.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Comedian was Gaffigan but band was Chili Peppers so I accepted it.

[falafel]

Comedian was Gaffigan but band was Chili Peppers so I accepted it.

Was the Gaffigan quote the one about meeting a male hooker at McD's?

[Blueintheface]

Was the Gaffigan quote the one about meeting a male hooker at McD's?

Surely it was the one about heaven being in a gated community.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

I just hope that you used a donation slip to keep it official.

[Commando]

Comedian was Gaffigan but band was Chili Peppers so I accepted it.

No doubt there was not a dry eye in the building after some inspirational stanza from Sir Psycho Sexy.

[SandYFan]

I don't think I like this. The fact that Emma was most definitely not okay with Joseph's polygamy makes me feel like she wasn't exactly an equal to her husband.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

Walking side by side. By side. By side. By side. By side...