I learned in church today

[Northwestcoug]

You broke a commandment for Mickey D's?!? That's like committing adultery with an ugly hooker.

Maybe even worse, if they got anything but fries there.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

You broke a commandment for Mickey D's?!? That's like committing adultery with an ugly hooker.

Maybe even worse, if they got anything but fries there.

Thanks for the concern fellas. I can look you in the eye and confess that they only purchase consisted of a large Diet Coke with extra ice and a large Coke with extra ice for bishopric first councilor's wife. The ladies need their caffeine.

[Clark Addison]

Have not learned anything yet, but PAC's daughter and Parrot Head are speaking today, both on the topic of "Fasting", so I am confident I will be feasting.

T-minus 10 minutes or so until filledepac starts. I may create 5 or 10 blank posts that will be filled in with the wisdom I glean.

[Clark Addison]

Have not learned anything yet, but PAC's daughter and Parrot Head are speaking today, both on the topic of "Fasting", so I am confident I will be feasting.

T-minus 10 minutes or so until filledepac starts. I may create 5 or 10 blank posts that will be filled in with the wisdom I glean.

Update: PAC's daughter shares powerful and tearful account of a tough time their family went through.

Parrot Head shares time he won fantasy football league and time he got a birdie while golfing with PAC.

[pellegrino]

Update: PAC's daughter shares powerful and tearful account of a tough time their family went through.

Parrot Head shares time he won fantasy football league and time he got a birdie while golfing with PAC.

Need more.

[cougjunkie]

Need more.

Pedophile.

[pellegrino]

Pedophile.

Retsu is catching on to that trick, quarter roll. It's not as effective as you think.

[grapevine]

Mary and Martha had to have lds of faith when Jesus asked for stone to be moved because of cousre he would stink. Learned that in SundY School. Truth to that S dead people do stink.

[All-American]

Mary and Martha had to have lds of faith when Jesus asked for stone to be moved because of cousre he would stink. Learned that in SundY School. Truth to that S dead people do stink.

Mormons. Our dead don't stink.

[Katy Lied]

I spent way too much time on what spikenard is. It's a species of valerian root from Nepal with a high concentration of resin, which serves as a preservative. I speculated that Mary used spikenard to annoint Christ to (1) foreshadow his imminent death, or (2) some sort of symbolic thanksgiving, seeing as Christ raised her brother from the dead, negating the need for her to annoint dead Lazarus with the spikenard.

I also made a joke about Utah being the essential oils capital of the world, so you can get spikenard here, but only tinctures and infused oils of it, which is not at all helpful because it is the resin that supposedly contains the restorative qualities. I also mentioned that you either love the smell or hate the smell. Those who love it say that it has an earthy, musky smell. Those who hate it universally describe it as either the smell of old mildewed socks or wet dog.

No one laughed at my essential oils joke.

[SandYFan]

No one laughed at my essential oils joke.

That's because essential oils is serious business. Mock it at your own peril.

[Pelado]

I learned that the church debuted the justserve.org website in California and Colorado, leading to at least one mayor of a California city requesting an opportunity to speak at stake conference so as to thank the members of the stake for all their community service.

justserve.org is now being rolled out in Idaho and Texas.

[falafel]

I learned that the church debuted the justserve.org website in California and Colorado, leading to at least one mayor of a California city requesting an opportunity to speak at stake conference so as to thank the members of the stake for all their community service.

justserve.org is now being rolled out in Idaho and Texas.

Unless the mayor is LDS, they'd better not let that SOB address the congregation from the pulpit. Maybe from the parking lot.

[Pelado]

Unless the mayor is LDS, they'd better not let that SOB address the congregation from the pulpit. Maybe from the parking lot.

Missionaries said that he'd thanked the members of the stake for "healing their town". Implied that he was not a member. No report on whether he spoke from the pulpit or the Rameumptom out back.

[Lost Student]

I learned that the church debuted the justserve.org website in California and Colorado, leading to at least one mayor of a California city requesting an opportunity to speak at stake conference so as to thank the members of the stake for all their community service.

justserve.org is now being rolled out in Idaho and Texas.

I learned the same thing! And also that he quoted Mosiah 2:17 during his talk.

I think the website is a pretty cool idea.