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  • Donuthole
    Official Outgayer
    • Nov 2008
    • 25279

    #5551
    Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
    You were still using a blackberry in 2010?

    I was still using a blackberry in 2010.
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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    • clackamascoug
      Banned
      • Dec 2009
      • 9709

      #5552
      Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
      You were still using a blackberry in 2010?
      I guess I was. I went from the BB to a GSIII, and still have my GSIII.

      I put myself between a potential killer and women and children, willing to lay down my life in service to our church, and all you got is a knock on my old man technology?
      Last edited by clackamascoug; 11-26-2014, 05:07 PM.

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      • SCcoug
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2008
        • 7625

        #5553
        Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
        I guess I was. I went from the BB to a GSIII, and still have my GSIII.
        GS3 was released around June 2012. You were using a BB in 2012?

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        • clackamascoug
          Banned
          • Dec 2009
          • 9709

          #5554
          Originally posted by SCcoug View Post
          GS3 was released around June 2012. You were using a BB in 2012?
          Ok... that elicited a chuckle out of me.

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          • myboynoah
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 21719

            #5555
            A speaker told that broken scrotum/sternum joke. mrs. myboynoah was appalled.

            I was half-listening and kept thinking that a broken scrotum must be pretty messy.
            Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

            For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

            Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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            • SCcoug
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2008
              • 7625

              #5556
              The coach was still gone. In its place were 4 RS padded folding chairs.

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              • Donuthole
                Official Outgayer
                • Nov 2008
                • 25279

                #5557
                Originally posted by SCcoug View Post
                The coach was still gone. In its place were 4 RS padded folding chairs.
                But are the chairs still mad about being booed 9 years ago?
                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                • Dwight Schr-ute
                  Members Only
                  • May 2011
                  • 4917

                  #5558
                  Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                  But are the chairs still mad about being booed 9 years ago?
                  That was awesome. Did the team carry all four chairs above their heads after an exciting win?
                  I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                  • DrumNFeather
                    Invisible Swordsman
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 8854

                    #5559
                    We had a woman in our ward call in sick on her talk, but said that it was done, so the Bishopric asked her to email it to another sister in the ward and have her read it. That was a first.
                    "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                    Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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                    • BigPiney
                      Huge Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 12384

                      #5560
                      Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
                      We had a woman in our ward call in sick on her talk, but said that it was done, so the Bishopric asked her to email it to another sister in the ward and have her read it. That was a first.
                      Been there, done that.

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                      • DrumNFeather
                        Invisible Swordsman
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 8854

                        #5561
                        Originally posted by BigPiney View Post
                        Been there, done that.
                        Were you the reader or the one that phoned it in?
                        "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                        Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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                        • DrumNFeather
                          Invisible Swordsman
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 8854

                          #5562
                          We are permanently the 9:00 a.m. ward in our building! Best news I've ever heard at church.
                          "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                          Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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                          • SandYFan
                            Junior Member
                            • May 2013
                            • 754

                            #5563
                            I learned that missionaries who are attending ward council for the first time feel very comfortable chastising the ward leadership for their communication style.

                            It was awesome.

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                            • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                              Time to camp
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 26082

                              #5564
                              Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
                              We are permanently the 9:00 a.m. ward in our building! Best news I've ever heard at church.
                              I'm sorry to say this, but I basically hate you now.
                              Get confident, stupid
                              -landpoke

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                              • Jeff Lebowski
                                Corporate lackey for Jesus
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 69760

                                #5565
                                Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                                I'm sorry to say this, but I basically hate you now.
                                I am in the same boat. Don't hate me, bro!
                                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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