I learned in church today

[Dwight Schr-ute]

By the time we finished a "surprise" Father's Day breakfast and got everyone (my daughter and I) ready and on the way, church was ending. I asked my daughter if she wanted to go in and say hi to her friends or if she just wanted to go home. Roaming the halls, she found about four friends to greet and I collected my Father's Day bounty, a Tootsie Roll Pop. What, if anything, was distributed to the dads in your wards?

Delicious oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. After enjoying my pancake breakfast (not in bed; that's just gross), my wife looked at me at about 9:45 a.m. to get a read on what I wanted out of the day. I told her that I wanted a nice, relaxing day. Which automatically cancelled church participation. My wife got a nap, I got to watch soccer, and my wife made her awesome cookies that I didn't have to share with anyone.

[The_Douger]

We got a pack of peanut M&Ms.

[creekster]

I spent yesterday 1500 feet underground. Not figuratively, literally. No church was had.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

I spent yesterday 1500 feet underground. Not figuratively, literally. No church was had.

Were you at all worried about running into magma and dying?

[creekster]

Were you at all worried about running into magma and dying?

No, it was sort of cold and very wet. It was a working gold mine that has been in operation since 1850. I was more worried about falling rocks and stuff.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

No, it was sort of cold and very wet. It was a working gold mine that has been in operation since 1850. I was more worried about falling rocks and stuff.

That's good. Think how awful that would be to get swallowed up in magma!

Also, we got a sweet roll from some Mennonite bakery, that only I found funny when they announced it.

[mtnbiker]

I got some chocolates from the primary (wife and I team-teach) and a bag of Little Debbie's Donuts. And every year a neighbor makes small loaves of banana bread for the men in the ward. Probably the best haul we've had in a long time. They usually gloss over Father's Day, but we've got a new bishop.

[creekster]

That's good. Think how awful that would be to get swallowed up in magma!

Also, we got a sweet roll from some Mennonite bakery, that only I found funny when they announced it.

Magma would be fast and probably pretty painless. A mine collapse might not kill you for a long time.

A Mennonite sweet roll? How on earth did they induce Mennonites to come in and bake in the chapel's kitchen on Father's Day?

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

A Mennonite sweet roll? How on earth did they induce Mennonites to come in and bake in the chapel's kitchen on Father's Day?

I'm pretty sure they made them on Friday or Saturday.

[creekster]

I'm pretty sure they made them on Friday or Saturday.

Stale Mennonite Sweet Rolls? Typical treatment of fathers in the church. We should start a movement or something.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Stale Mennonite Sweet Rolls? Typical treatment of fathers in the church. We should start a movement or something.

It isn't quite ready for launch yet, but YO and I would love to have you post a profile on LeftHandSustaining.org when we go live!

[creekster]

It isn't quite ready for launch yet, but YO and I would love to have you post a profile on LeftHandSustaining.org when we go live!

I am honored! I will tyope with only myo left hand fir the rest if the day, in solidarity.

[RC Vikings]

By the time we finished a "surprise" Father's Day breakfast and got everyone (my daughter and I) ready and on the way, church was ending. I asked my daughter if she wanted to go in and say hi to her friends or if she just wanted to go home. Roaming the halls, she found about four friends to greet and I collected my Father's Day bounty, a Tootsie Roll Pop. What, if anything, was distributed to the dads in your wards?

A bottle of Dad's Root Beer.

[RC Vikings]

No, it was sort of cold and very wet. It was a working gold mine that has been in operation since 1850. I was more worried about falling rocks and stuff.

That sounds just terrible to me. My claustrophobia is getting worse as I get older. I can't think of a worse way to die than that guy that got stuck in that cave a few years ago.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

That sounds just terrible to me. My claustrophobia is getting worse as I get older. I can't think of a worse way to die than that guy that got stuck in that cave a few years ago.

Magma.