I learned in church today

[mtnbiker]

Duh. Blue darts.

Never going into the clerks' office again.

[mtnbiker]

I've come to hate pioneer47. You can't play Pokemon Go on the church WiFi. I would be walking around the park near my house and my phone would try to connect to the WiFi of the church across the street and it would cause issues with the game. I purged LDS WiFi from my phone to prevent it from happening. It felt kind of like having my records removed from the church, and the closest I'll come to removing them.

Just turn off your wifi when you're out doing that. You don't want to connect to other random wifis anyway.

[Bo Diddley]

[MartyFunkhouser]

I dunno... records clerk is pretty awesome. I bring my little Samsung Book to the office, pull up a cushy swivel clerk chair, and set up shop. With pioneer 47 - I can go anywhere or do anything. Yesterday, I even transferred some records out to another ward in the stake. Took some member photos to liven up the ward list. My best bud of 25 years is the financial clerk and he and I just sit there together bs-ing about everything. Sometimes we bring food to eat. We got a fan, some matches in the drawer... we're ready for anything. Jan is the best month of the year when we get to shred three years ago financials.

I've come to hate pioneer47. You can't play Pokemon Go on the church WiFi. I would be walking around the park near my house and my phone would try to connect to the WiFi of the church across the street and it would cause issues with the game. I purged LDS WiFi from my phone to prevent it from happening. It felt kind of like having my records removed from the church, and the closest I'll come to removing them.

[Moliere]

What are the matches for? Burning records, or lighting up some weed?

Duh. Blue darts.

[mtnbiker]

I dunno... records clerk is pretty awesome. I bring my little Samsung Book to the office, pull up a cushy swivel clerk chair, and set up shop. With pioneer 47 - I can go anywhere or do anything. Yesterday, I even transferred some records out to another ward in the stake. Took some member photos to liven up the ward list. My best bud of 25 years is the financial clerk and he and I just sit there together bs-ing about everything. Sometimes we bring food to eat. We got a fan, some matches in the drawer... we're ready for anything. Jan is the best month of the year when we get to shred three years ago financials.

What are the matches for? Burning records, or lighting up some weed?

[Uncle Ted]

I dunno... records clerk is pretty awesome. I bring my little Samsung Book to the office, pull up a cushy swivel clerk chair, and set up shop. With pioneer 47 - I can go anywhere or do anything. Yesterday, I even transferred some records out to another ward in the stake. Took some member photos to liven up the ward list. My best bud of 25 years is the financial clerk and he and I just sit there together bs-ing about everything. Sometimes we bring food to eat. We got a fan, some matches in the drawer... we're ready for anything. Jan is the best month of the year when we get to shred three years ago financials.

Let me know if you need any records of people that don't want to be found... we can make up and address in your ward and send them your way.

[clackamascoug]

Gotta be the best gig in church right now. I seriously can't think of a better one.

I dunno... records clerk is pretty awesome. I bring my little Samsung Book to the office, pull up a cushy swivel clerk chair, and set up shop. With pioneer 47 - I can go anywhere or do anything. Yesterday, I even transferred some records out to another ward in the stake. Took some member photos to liven up the ward list. My best bud of 25 years is the financial clerk and he and I just sit there together bs-ing about everything. Sometimes we bring food to eat. We got a fan, some matches in the drawer... we're ready for anything. Jan is the best month of the year when we get to shred three years ago financials.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Gotta be the best gig in church right now. I seriously can't think of a better one.

[BigFatMeanie]

One hour nursery is great.

Gotta be the best gig in church right now. I seriously can't think of a better one.

[smokymountainrain]

Agreed. Two hour church is perfect and the 50 minutes is a bit long but I'm also no longer afraid to let the kids out early since it's the last class for them for the day. I also brought cupcakes on fast sunday since I could just tell them to wait until they get home to eat them. My testimony of Pres Nelson grew a lot today.

yeah, 50 minutes is long. they need to go the 25/25 route like with primary. shorter is always better.

[Copelius]

Was rough today. This is my fully active year based on my ward schedule. I haven't been to the full block in a year, so my time in church got lengthened. It's not bad at 2 hours but i find myself zoning out and so forth from being tired from choir. At least I have an excuse.

[hostile]

Got called to teach the 10-11 year old primary class. 3 other teachers. 1 hour Primary is going to be great. Kids don’t have time to get bored

[Jeff Lebowski]

One hour nursery is great.

[Bo Diddley]

Our Sunday School teacher works at some antique bookstore. She brought in a 400 year old Bible to show off to kick things off. It was pretty cool.