So, apparently, according to one testimony given in church today (unrefuted by the priesthood, I might add), if you're a soldier in the Army, and you're fighting a war, but you're fighting God's war, and "you have the Bible out in front of you," if you get killed in combat, you "go to Heaven automatically."
Is there a special morbidly-obese battalion I can join? I'll go in as a buck private if I get the guaranteed ascendancy. I'll volunteer to patrol Baghdad dressed in a t-shirt with يمارس الجنس مع محمد
emblazoned on it.
Is there a special morbidly-obese battalion I can join? I'll go in as a buck private if I get the guaranteed ascendancy. I'll volunteer to patrol Baghdad dressed in a t-shirt with يمارس الجنس مع محمد
emblazoned on it.


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