LDS Garments: Why I Want Out of This Club

[Jeff Lebowski]

These are all god points.

Hmm... I wonder why people wear garments.

[Uncle Ted]

These are all god points.

Hmm... I wonder why people wear garments.

I have no problem with garments... if they had a tank top (or even a v-neck) and more of a french cut in the bottoms I would even wear them more often.

[clackamascoug]

i'm totally sympathetic to the cost thing, but costco sells a 4 pack of boxer briefs for $12 that are much higher quality than any current beehive offering. and even if cost was a little higher, current lifespan of garments is insanely low.

it's far more of a comfort thing than a look thing for me, but i do prefer that my garments not hang out of the bottom of my reasonable length shorts. if i get them short enough for that to be the case, the waist is too small.

I get a good 15 years out of my g's.... Of course I have more than three pair.... maybe you should just get more and let them last longer....

Just trying to help.

[Moliere]

Its almost like the Church is trying to keep them affordable or something.

also lol @ people worried about what they look like in their underwear.

Because the rest of the world is struggling to pay for their own underwear not made by the church?


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[Uncle Ted]

They are the best materials and highest quality workmanship you can get _{from a Venezualan sweatshop}

LOL.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Because the rest of the world is struggling to pay for their own underwear not made by the church?

That doesn't make any sense.

[Green Monstah]

I stand by my G quality comment. I've only had two types of G bottoms: the 50/50 boxer brief type and the compressions shorts. The compression shorts are crap. But the 50/50 boxer briefs last me years. My Fruit of the Loom Aaronic's boxer briefs used to last me 6-9 months.

I could definitely see how the higher end stuff that are advertised on podcasts could have changed the telestial undie game in the last 20 years, but I'll never know.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

If I ever meet GM you can bet I’m going to plan ahead and wear something that he won’t be able to tell if I’m wearing G’s or not. He’ll keep looking tho.

[Green Monstah]

If I ever meet GM you can bet I’m going to plan ahead and wear something that he won’t be able to tell if I’m wearing G’s or not. He’ll keep looking tho.

I already have you pegged as one of those "order-the-short-garments so I can wear Seljaas-length shorts" types of guy.

[Moliere]

I stand by my G quality comment. I've only had two types of G bottoms: the 50/50 boxer brief type and the compressions shorts. The compression shorts are crap. But the 50/50 boxer briefs last me years. My Fruit of the Loom Aaronic's boxer briefs used to last me 6-9 months.

I could definitely see how the higher end stuff that are advertised on podcasts could have changed the telestial undie game in the last 20 years, but I'll never know.

My garments rarely fall apart but that’s not the only indicator of quality. I don’t like the fit and the material tends to chafe. I do like the dri-lux tops. Good fit and good quality undershirt, but I hate wearing a shirt under a t shirt. I will generally just wear mesh tops with a t shirt, but I have to shorten the sleeves of the mesh top so they don’t hang out of the t shirt sleeve. To shorten them, I just cut most of the sleeve off with scissors.


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[Northwestcoug]

Its almost like the Church is trying to keep them affordable or something.

also lol @ people worried about what they look like in their underwear.

It's kind of like when I was painting for a summer in Provo. My boss had a solid contract with the church, and a lot of our work was repainting the indoors of chapels. I was working with the same shade of white almost every day. My life was bland. That all changed the next summer when I found work with another painter, and we were doing more residential painting. The addition of pigment to my work brightened my day, and made me almost forget I was a painter with a college degree.

So yeah, I don't wear white underwear anymore. And I never paint anything white, except for my ceilings.

[Goatnapper'96]

It's kind of like when I was painting for a summer in Provo. My boss had a solid contract with the church, and a lot of our work was repainting the indoors of chapels. I was working with the same shade of white almost every day. My life was bland. That all changed the next summer when I found work with another painter, and we were doing more residential painting. The addition of pigment to my work brightened my day, and made me almost forget I was a painter with a college degree.

So yeah, I don't wear white underwear anymore. And I never paint anything white, except for my ceilings.

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[Jeff Lebowski]

It's kind of like when I was painting for a summer in Provo. My boss had a solid contract with the church, and a lot of our work was repainting the indoors of chapels. I was working with the same shade of white almost every day. My life was bland. That all changed the next summer when I found work with another painter, and we were doing more residential painting. The addition of pigment to my work brightened my day, and made me almost forget I was a painter with a college degree.

So yeah, I don't wear white underwear anymore. And I never paint anything white, except for my ceilings.

Haha.

You are so sophisticated now with your non-white underwear!

[creekster]

What a bunch of wimps. Chafing? Boring COLOR? It's freaking underwear. It's reasonably durable. It's functional. It's affordable. And you're not wearing it because it was the best selection at Target; there is a purpose.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

You can get non-white G’s. Welcome back NWC!