LDS Garments: Why I Want Out of This Club

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  • LVAllen
    Senior Member
    • Oct 2013
    • 3213

    #1351
    The new styles are available to look at if you switch your country to Uganda. Unfortunately, if you switch the country to Uganda, you can't change the shipping to USA. Also, they're like $0.30 - $0.50 each.

    Lastly, I hope never to read the words "damp crotch" in a newspaper again.

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    • PaloAltoCougar
      Semper infra dignitatem
      • Nov 2008
      • 16908

      #1352
      Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post

      Note the word "testing". I am going to go way out on a limb and predict that these will be popular and widely available soon.
      I like that this is for members living in hot, humid areas, "and others who might benefit from the changes." So, potentially everyone. It'd be pretty funny if they tried to limit it hot, humid members. When ordering online you'd have to submit the local forecast to qualify.

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      • Northwestcoug
        Cocked and Loaded
        • May 2011
        • 17880

        #1353
        Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post

        Note the word "testing". I am going to go way out on a limb and predict that these will be popular and widely available soon.
        Oh absolutely. Once the sleveless option floodgates have been opened they won't ever be back.
        "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
        "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
        - SeattleUte

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        • MartyFunkhouser
          Disciple of RNGesus
          • Nov 2008
          • 18698

          #1354
          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post

          Note the word "testing". I am going to go way out on a limb and predict that these will be popular and widely available soon.
          A sleeveless option will not convince me to wear them in the future. I know this information provided by me will be very very important in the decision making process on this testing.
          As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
          --Kendrick Lamar

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          • Donuthole
            Official Outgayer
            • Nov 2008
            • 25216

            #1355
            Be careful what you wish for, millennials. Now they are going to expect you to wear them when you work out and play sports.
            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

            There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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            • Uncle Ted
              The Big 12 money shot.
              • Apr 2010
              • 28853

              #1356
              New temple garment designs for Latter-day Saints in extremely hot climates are currently being tested globally as The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints seeks to better meet the needs of members. This includes an “open sleeve” top for men and women which resembles a wide-strap tank top, a slip design for dresses, and […]


              not exactly a “wife beater” tank top but it will be good to show off the “guns”.
              "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
              "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
              "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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              • Uncle Ted
                The Big 12 money shot.
                • Apr 2010
                • 28853

                #1357
                Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                Hot, humid areas...

                Clark and other Southeasterners, congrats.

                Falafel and other Southwesterners, sucks to be you.
                yeah, I wonder if we will be able to get these in Dallas or if I will have to travel down to hell, I mean Houston.
                "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                • Moliere
                  One man.....one pie
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 27761

                  #1358
                  Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                  Hot, humid areas...

                  Clark and other Southeasterners, congrats.

                  Falafel and other Southwesterners, sucks to be you.
                  "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                  • Green Monstah
                    Royal Rooter
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 13881

                    #1359
                    I'm not a tank top guy, so this doesn't move the needle for me at all.

                    But, maybe that can take back the 3 inches of length they've added to the bottoms I buy. I don't wear short shorts, but I can't wear Gs and shorts anymore.
                    Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                    "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                    • Uncle Ted
                      The Big 12 money shot.
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 28853

                      #1360
                      Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
                      I'm not a tank top guy, so this doesn't move the needle for me at all.

                      But, maybe that can take back the 3 inches of length they've added to the bottoms I buy. I don't wear short shorts, but I can't wear Gs and shorts anymore.
                      Yeah, I would like them much better if they were more like a tank top. These look way too tight around the armpit area. These would need to be "adjusted" a bit...

                      "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                      "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                      "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                      • falafel
                        loves to talk on things
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 37835

                        #1361
                        Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                        Be careful what you wish for, millennials. Now they are going to expect you to wear them when you work out and play sports.
                        bwhahaha. Or go to weddings, or go out on a Friday night, or sleep.
                        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                        Dig your own grave, and save!

                        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                        "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                        • RC Vikings
                          Known Heterosexual
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 8788

                          #1362
                          When I'm bored at noon I'll scroll through Instagram, I saw three different ones talking about garments yesterday. On a board like this it's makes sense but it seems weird to put it out there on someplace like Instagram. It must seem so strange for those that are not LDS.

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                          • Moliere
                            One man.....one pie
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 27761

                            #1363


                            "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                            • Donuthole
                              Official Outgayer
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 25216

                              #1364
                              Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                              Taken down. Describe for us as best you can what it was. Thanks in advance!
                              Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                              There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                              • Bo Diddley
                                Senior
                                • Jul 2012
                                • 18675

                                #1365
                                Originally posted by Donuthole View Post

                                Taken down. Describe for us as best you can what it was. Thanks in advance!
                                I think it was a pic outside Deseret Book with lots of cars and people that said something like, either Deseret Book is having a black Friday sale or the new garments have arrived.

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