LDS Garments: Why I Want Out of This Club

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  • Bo Diddley
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    Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
    It does for the time it takes to cut the stupid thing off, leaving either a hole or the small remnants of the tag. She said she would much prefer either a tagless design or having the tag in the back of the waistband, like mine do.
    Get with the times people!

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  • LVAllen
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    Originally posted by falafel View Post
    That is annoying. Does the tag on hit your wife in the butt crack too?
    It does for the time it takes to cut the stupid thing off, leaving either a hole or the small remnants of the tag. She said she would much prefer either a tagless design or having the tag in the back of the waistband, like mine do.

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  • falafel
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    Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
    Wife picked up some new G's a few days ago. Despite all of the improvements made over the last few years, the care tag is still placed firmly in the buttcrack. WTH is up with that?
    That is annoying. Does the tag on hit your wife in the butt crack too?

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  • LVAllen
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    Wife picked up some new G's a few days ago. Despite all of the improvements made over the last few years, the care tag is still placed firmly in the buttcrack. WTH is up with that?

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  • wuapinmon
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    Originally posted by wally View Post
    Tell her that your G's have prevented you from having more extramarital affairs than you can even count.

    That's the funniest thing you've ever posted here.

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  • wally
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    Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
    This thread reminded me of something that happened a couple of weeks ago. "The Book of Mormon" was here for a couple of weeks (the broadway show, not the actual book), and a woman who works for me went to see it. The next Monday morning, her first question to me was:

    "Do Mormons really wear special underwear???"

    Thanks to Trey Parker and Matt Stone for that missionary opportunity!!

    For the record, after a reasonable and sincere explanation by me, her boss, she was moved to say "No, that's still weird"
    Tell her that your G's have prevented you from having more extramarital affairs than you can even count.

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  • HBCoug
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    Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
    This thread reminded me of something that happened a couple of weeks ago. "The Book of Mormon" was here for a couple of weeks (the broadway show, not the actual book), and a woman who works for me went to see it. The next Monday morning, her first question to me was:

    "Do Mormons really wear special underwear???"

    Thanks to Trey Parker and Matt Stone for that missionary opportunity!!

    For the record, after a reasonable and sincere explanation by me, her boss, she was moved to say "No, that's still weird"
    We'll see if she still finds it weird after you relay to her all of the verified instances of people getting out of fiery car wrecks with only burns up to their knees and sleeve lines.

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  • PaloAltoCougar
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    Report her to HR for creating a hostile work environment.

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  • Clark Addison
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    This thread reminded me of something that happened a couple of weeks ago. "The Book of Mormon" was here for a couple of weeks (the broadway show, not the actual book), and a woman who works for me went to see it. The next Monday morning, her first question to me was:

    "Do Mormons really wear special underwear???"

    Thanks to Trey Parker and Matt Stone for that missionary opportunity!!

    For the record, after a reasonable and sincere explanation by me, her boss, she was moved to say "No, that's still weird"

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  • Omaha 680
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    Originally posted by falafel View Post
    this thread is the closest we'll ever get to a Mormon Penthouse Forum.




    *Not that I'm using the information in that way.
    I was reading back through this thread today and this post made me laugh.

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  • falafel
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    Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
    i'm still waiting for the borat cut

    Also known as the "Deep V".

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  • old_gregg
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    Originally posted by Omaha 680 View Post
    When are we going to get those sweet Brazilian garments that people were talking about earlier in this thread?
    Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
    Yeah, and when are the v-neck tops coming back?
    i'm still waiting for the borat cut

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  • MartyFunkhouser
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    Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post
    I bought new sets on Monday. Seven white, seven sand color.

    Do the stupid tags bother anyone else? It's a plastic fabric with sharp corners, which, if not ripped out, irritate my skin in both places.

    I was venting about how much I hate those tags to Sister Diddley last night. I said they should just print something on the inside instead of sewing a tag. I said, "come on people, get with the times!" The look on her face was precious. It was a mix of "you're sacrilegious" to "you're going apostate". Too much time on CS, I guess.


    It is only a matter a time before you are ours.

    I'll buy the first round when you succumb to the dark side

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  • Uncle Ted
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    Originally posted by Omaha 680 View Post
    When are we going to get those sweet Brazilian garments that people were talking about earlier in this thread?
    Yeah, and when are the v-neck tops coming back?

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  • Omaha 680
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    When are we going to get those sweet Brazilian garments that people were talking about earlier in this thread?

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