LDS Garments: Why I Want Out of This Club

[Dwight Schr-ute]

What if for every retro garment day, they had a Brazilian garment day?! We just need to get God to promote a AAA baseball ticket marketer to be an Apostle and we could have some real fun on Sundays.

Nope. I can't think of any situation where going wrist to ankles is something I'd be cool with. Clearly, I am part of the chosen generation and was held to the last days for a reason.

[Sullyute]

No one wants to go retro garment. Not even my 93 year old grandpa.

What if for every retro garment day, they had a Brazilian garment day?! We just need to get God to promote a AAA baseball ticket marketer to be an Apostle and we could have some real fun on Sundays.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Moliere has fallen into apostasy (CS-induced, presumably).

He has been off the rails for a long time.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

Wouldn't it be fun if the Church announced a retro jersey garment Sunday. Beehive clothing could make some sweet coin by jumping on that bandwagon.

No one wants to go retro garment. Not even my 93 year old grandpa.

[creekster]

I tried the burning thing but it didn't work very well. Now I cut out the marks and the rest gets turned into rags or trashed.

I just never get rid of them. If I had to, I could probably go a couple months without repeating.

[creekster]

Not true. Wally is a Ute. There are many people on this board that aren't worried about his soul.

To the contrary, that is precisely why I AM worried about his soul.

[Shaka]

I tried the burning thing but it didn't work very well. Now I cut out the marks and the rest gets turned into rags or trashed.

[Green Monstah]

My wife is under the impression that there is some special disposal ritual for G's. That you have to cut out the marks and burn them or something before you toss the remainder. She is fuzzy on the details of what has to be done and why, but she cringes when I just chuck old G's in the bin. I think she is worried for my Eternal Salvation.

The TP told me to burn them when I was endowed. I obliged for a year or two post mission, but what a pain.

[Moliere]

We are all worried for your eternal salvation.

Not true. Wally is a Ute. There are many people on this board that aren't worried about his soul.

[creekster]

I think she is worried for my Eternal Salvation.

We are all worried for your eternal salvation.

[Northwestcoug]

My wife is under the impression that there is some special disposal ritual for G's. That you have to cut out the marks and burn them or something before you toss the remainder. She is fuzzy on the details of what has to be done and why, but she cringes when I just chuck old G's in the bin. I think she is worried for my Eternal Salvation.

Sounds like she's old school Mo'. My grandparents burned their old ones. Not sure if the marks were cut out before the burning though.

[Applejack]

The short bottoms are probably an inch or two shorter than normal. They are good for when wearing shorts as I don't have to constantly make sure they aren't showing out of the bottom of my shorts.

There's no dedicating prayer . Just see in marks or iron them on. If you want to go retro, then cut in the marks and then sew 'em back up.

Moliere has fallen into apostasy (CS-induced, presumably).

Here's the site for iron-on Gs: http://makeyourgarments.com/

[Sullyute]

The short bottoms are probably an inch or two shorter than normal. They are good for when wearing shorts as I don't have to constantly make sure they aren't showing out of the bottom of my shorts.

There's no dedicating prayer . Just see in marks or iron them on. If you want to go retro, then cut in the marks and then sew 'em back up.

Wouldn't it be fun if the Church announced a retro jersey garment Sunday. Beehive clothing could make some sweet coin by jumping on that bandwagon.

[Moliere]

I haven't had to buy for awhile, tell me more about short bottoms.



But the priesthood power cheat sheet in my wallet doesn't include a dedicatory prayer for Hanes.

The short bottoms are probably an inch or two shorter than normal. They are good for when wearing shorts as I don't have to constantly make sure they aren't showing out of the bottom of my shorts.

There's no dedicating prayer . Just see in marks or iron them on. If you want to go retro, then cut in the marks and then sew 'em back up.

[Moliere]

My wife is under the impression that there is some special disposal ritual for G's. That you have to cut out the marks and burn them or something before you toss the remainder. She is fuzzy on the details of what has to be done and why, but she cringes when I just chuck old G's in the bin. I think she is worried for my Eternal Salvation.

You are supposed to cut out the marks but I think after that t doesn't matter. I cut out the marks and then use the material to shine my shoes.