LDS Garments: Why I Want Out of This Club

[wuapinmon]

When they wear off, I'll reapply mine each morning with white-out. I'll make it a part of my morning ritual.

That's the Spirit!

[Donuthole]

When they wear off, I'll reapply mine each morning with white-out. I'll make it a part of my morning ritual.

[wuapinmon]

MBA-minded corporate culture has further wormed its way into the Lord's Kingdom through sartorial planned obsolescence.

When mine wear out, since the silk-screening is just a mimesis of a connotative modality contained in the former stitching, and since the Brethren have now declared that one mimesis is acceptable, I'll just take a Sharpie and draw them back on. Deus ex MAC-hina.

[Omaha 680]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, you skipped over the most important part in that link. The symbols are no longer going to be sewn into the garments, but instead silk screened to the inside!

Exactly! I have been waiting for this for a long time. I pulled over to the side of the road and wept.

[Moliere]

http://thisweekinmormons.com/2018/03...ents-per-year/

New garments only last a year and don’t even think about trying to keep them hygienic by washing them in hot!


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Ha, no one is going to replace them after one year, even if the markings fall off. Just iron new ones on or is a white permanent marker and just draw them on. Let’s not make this more difficult than it has to be.


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[Pelado]

http://thisweekinmormons.com/2018/03...ents-per-year/

New garments only last a year and don’t even think about trying to keep them hygienic by washing them in hot!


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There’s huge upside to this, namely that if one truly did replace an entire set of garments each year, the garments would remain white and not turn that grey color many of us know all too well. It can also encourage us to think more actively about our garments and the care of them, not letting us hold onto fabric that is well past its expiration date in terms of durability and, erm, lack of holes.

Hmmm. I thought they were supposed to be holy.

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[falafel]

http://thisweekinmormons.com/2018/03...ents-per-year/

New garments only last a year and don’t even think about trying to keep them hygienic by washing them in hot!


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Whoa, whoa, whoa, you skipped over the most important part in that link. The symbols are no longer going to be sewn into the garments, but instead silk screened to the inside!

[Dwight Schr-ute]

http://thisweekinmormons.com/2018/03/church-wants-buy-new-garments-per-year/

New garments only last a year and don’t even think about trying to keep them hygienic by washing them in hot!


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[Green Monstah]

Just learned that a high school friend and her husband founded and own Tommy Johns undershirts. So, If gentile underthreads are your thing, give them a shot.

[Green Monstah]

well maybe if you stopped being a turkey for five minutes and did a google search you would realize that

Have you ever done a google search to determine if Dress Barn sells mens' clothing?

[old_gregg]

I didn't realize they made clothes for dudes...

well maybe if you stopped being a turkey for five minutes and did a google search you would realize that

[old_gregg]

Nike makes these 9' shorts with a compression short built in that are great, little pricey but well worth the cost.

yeah those are great too.

[Green Monstah]

all of you people not working out in those lululemon shorts with the mesh lining are maniacs

I didn't realize they made clothes for dudes...

[RC Vikings]

all of you people not working out in those lululemon shorts with the mesh lining are maniacs

Nike makes these 9' shorts with a compression short built in that are great, little pricey but well worth the cost.

[old_gregg]

all of you people not working out in those lululemon shorts with the mesh lining are maniacs