LDS Garments: Why I Want Out of This Club

[Surfah]

A week or so ago I went to buy new g's, but the shelves were bare of anything remotely my size in my fabric of choice. The saleslady said that they've been out of stock for quite some time and don't know when they'll get more in. Looking online, everything is sold out. You don't suppose a conference surprise will be for them to get out of the business and to have us roll our own, do you?

Do we just wear pasties?

[mtnbiker]

A week or so ago I went to buy new g's, but the shelves were bare of anything remotely my size in my fabric of choice. The saleslady said that they've been out of stock for quite some time and don't know when they'll get more in. Looking online, everything is sold out. You don't suppose a conference surprise will be for them to get out of the business and to have us roll our own, do you?

[Bo Diddley]

Dear President Bednar,

We tracted 60 hours this week, and had three disco's. We're sure that our hard work will pay off with more discussions in the near future. We're thrusting in our sickles and laying our good works before The Lord.

The Elders in my district are letting go of the Iron Rod a little too much lately, so at our next district meeting I'm going to back over some of the basics. Things like personal hygiene and disposal of worn out garments. Some of our lazy elders are just throwing them out, and not removing the marks. Some are removing the marks, shredding them, and using the left overs as rags. Some of the better missionaries are going by the book and burning the marks, either all together or independently. Elder Pelado may be going too far by praying and reading scriptures by fire as he destroys the emblems of his allegiance. The emphasis at our meeting will be the White Bible and we'll follow more closely the inspired words of the Brethren.

Conference is coming up and I understand that you'll be speaking once more. If you need, I'll be happy to suggest some topics, or to help you write part of your talk with you. My mother tells me I'm quite the wordsmith in my letters home. If it's not too much trouble perhaps you could give a shout-out to our CS district while at the podium. If not the whole district, then just say "clack" somewhere in your talk and my parents and ward back home would be so proud.

All the best to Sister Bednar,

elder clackamascoug

I did a search in Citation Index, and there's only one "clack" reference. There's nothing for "diddley". Go figure.

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[clackamascoug]

Dear President Bednar,

We tracted 60 hours this week, and had three disco's. We're sure that our hard work will pay off with more discussions in the near future. We're thrusting in our sickles and laying our good works before The Lord.

The Elders in my district are letting go of the Iron Rod a little too much lately, so at our next district meeting I'm going to back over some of the basics. Things like personal hygiene and disposal of worn out garments. Some of our lazy elders are just throwing them out, and not removing the marks. Some are removing the marks, shredding them, and using the left overs as rags. Some of the better missionaries are going by the book and burning the marks, either all together or independently. Elder Pelado may be going too far by praying and reading scriptures by fire as he destroys the emblems of his allegiance. The emphasis at our meeting will be the White Bible and we'll follow more closely the inspired words of the Brethren.

Conference is coming up and I understand that you'll be speaking once more. If you need, I'll be happy to suggest some topics, or to help you write part of your talk with you. My mother tells me I'm quite the wordsmith in my letters home. If it's not too much trouble perhaps you could give a shout-out to our CS district while at the podium. If not the whole district, then just say "clack" somewhere in your talk and my parents and ward back home would be so proud.

All the best to Sister Bednar,

elder clackamascoug

[Pelado]

Why remove the symbols if you’re just going to burn the remaining rags? Just burn them whole and save yourself the cutting.



See above. I just save them up and then take them to a campfire situation when the opportunity presents itself.

Just burning the symbols, not the rags.

Come on over, Lost Student.

[old_gregg]

Has anybody ever used a paper shredder for this? I've got a large amount of old Gs and when the time comes to get rid of them, I don't want to be sitting there cutting up the symbols for two hours.

had an uncle that lost a ring finger that way. shredding some one piecers and just got away from him.

[Sullyute]

Ha, we are so weird. Just throw them away

Lol. Nobody is going to steal your used underwear. I agree on just throwing them away.

[Donuthole]

Just removed the symbols from my last pairs of nylon mesh G's this morning. Going to be burning those bad boys tonight.

Why remove the symbols if you’re just going to burn the remaining rags? Just burn them whole and save yourself the cutting.

Has anybody ever used a paper shredder for this? I've got a large amount of old Gs and when the time comes to get rid of them, I don't want to be sitting there cutting up the symbols for two hours.

See above. I just save them up and then take them to a campfire situation when the opportunity presents itself.

[Moliere]

Has anybody ever used a paper shredder for this? I've got a large amount of old Gs and when the time comes to get rid of them, I don't want to be sitting there cutting up the symbols for two hours.

Ha, we are so weird. Just throw them away

[Pelado]

Has anybody ever used a paper shredder for this? I've got a large amount of old Gs and when the time comes to get rid of them, I don't want to be sitting there cutting up the symbols for two hours.

Just bring them to my fire tonight.

[Lost Student]

Just removed the symbols from my last pairs of nylon mesh G's this morning. Going to be burning those bad boys tonight.

Has anybody ever used a paper shredder for this? I've got a large amount of old Gs and when the time comes to get rid of them, I don't want to be sitting there cutting up the symbols for two hours.

[falafel]

Maybe you should just stop cutting the sleeves off your t-shirts...

The algorithm failed on this one.

[Pelado]

Just removed the symbols from my last pairs of nylon mesh G's this morning. Going to be burning those bad boys tonight.

[Uncle Ted]

I've started cutting off half of the sleeves because they hang out of my t-shirts. Not even MJ bats an eye when I do it so I figure it's okay

Maybe you should just stop cutting the sleeves off your t-shirts...

[falafel]

The answer here is the swoop neck Corbin top. Undetectable under your tees. I have a few crew necks strictly for my white dress shirts so you don't see the swoop neck.

This is my go to as well, except when it's got outside it feels like you're wearing a trash bag underneath.