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  • Babs
    Not a Lawyer
    • Nov 2008
    • 17128

    #1

    Is Easter creepy?

    I'll admit it: I don't like Easter. It's violent and melodramatic. I think it comes from my childhood, where Easter was couched in hyperreligious guilt-laden rhetoric.

    Today I walk into my mom's living room and she's giving my son an Easter lesson involving an egg filled with nails, thorns, and a spear. This is so not okay with me. Does Easter creep anybody else out?
  • Mormon Red Death
    BYU Delenda Est
    • Nov 2008
    • 8077

    #2
    Originally posted by Babs View Post
    I'll admit it: I don't like Easter. It's violent and melodramatic. I think it comes from my childhood, where Easter was couched in hyperreligious guilt-laden rhetoric.

    Today I walk into my mom's living room and she's giving my son an Easter lesson involving an egg filled with nails, thorns, and a spear. This is so not okay with me. Does Easter creep anybody else out?
    its because you baptists focus so much on the pain whereas us mormon focus on the ressurection. To me Easter is better than Christmas.

    1. Better Weather
    2. easter egg hunts for the little ones
    3. no need to get a gifts for everyone just a little something for the easter baskets
    4. seeing your little girls in pastel colored dresses is cute.
    5. We celebrate the greatest thing to ever happen.
    "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

    "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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    • Mormon Red Death
      BYU Delenda Est
      • Nov 2008
      • 8077

      #3
      I guess what i am trying to say is that the whole nails, spear thing your Mom was trying to teach with the egg would never happen in a mormon household
      "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

      "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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      • TripletDaddy
        sweet triple
        • Nov 2008
        • 58186

        #4
        Originally posted by Babs View Post
        I'll admit it: I don't like Easter. It's violent and melodramatic. I think it comes from my childhood, where Easter was couched in hyperreligious guilt-laden rhetoric.

        Today I walk into my mom's living room and she's giving my son an Easter lesson involving an egg filled with nails, thorns, and a spear. This is so not okay with me. Does Easter creep anybody else out?


        no wonder you don't like Easter!

        what ever happened to eggs filled with candy?

        I enjoy Easter, but truthfully because it is associated with candy and vacation. Its celebration has become a bizarre hodgepodge holiday of Harvest and Christendom...almost like we went too far as a collective faith to create a mega holiday and couldn't undo the resultant mess. As a result, Christianity celebrates Easter by incorporating a rabbit...that hands out eggs...which we hide and then try to find...all in an effort to celebrate the Resurrection.

        Makes little sense, but I simply roll with it. Pass the hard boiled eggs while I ponder the Atonement.
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        • Babs
          Not a Lawyer
          • Nov 2008
          • 17128

          #5
          Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post


          no wonder you don't like Easter!

          what ever happened to eggs filled with candy?
          yeah, no idea. I brought the lesson to an abrupt halt and in so doing either offended my mom or hurt her feelings (probably both). But seriously? nails?! yuck.

          I agree that Easter has turned into a really odd holiday. I also find it interesting that in the US we've managed to devote most of our major holidays to the celebration of the miracle that is the confectionery industry.

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          • HuskyFreeNorthwest
            Time to camp
            • Nov 2008
            • 26082

            #6
            My middle child would love an egg filled with weapons. However I agree it seems creepy.
            Get confident, stupid
            -landpoke

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            • RobinFinderson
              Banned
              • Nov 2008
              • 10548

              #7
              I got a little creeped out by easter yesterday when Faith and I were at the Manhattan Beach shopping mall, getting her Mac fixed at the Apple store. There were these two cute little girls all dressed up in their easter dresses and they were getting photographed with a shopping mall easter bunny, and all I could think to myself was, "If I had a daughter, I would never dress her up and photograph her on some stranger in a mask's lap." Icky!

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              • Babs
                Not a Lawyer
                • Nov 2008
                • 17128

                #8
                Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
                "If I had a daughter, I would never dress her up and photograph her on some stranger in a mask's lap." Icky!
                Fortunately for her, though, you'd be sure to introduce her to the beneficial aspects of pornography.

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                • TripletDaddy
                  sweet triple
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 58186

                  #9
                  Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
                  I got a little creeped out by easter yesterday when Faith and I were at the Manhattan Beach shopping mall, getting her Mac fixed at the Apple store. There were these two cute little girls all dressed up in their easter dresses and they were getting photographed with a shopping mall easter bunny, and all I could think to myself was, "If I had a daughter, I would never dress her up and photograph her on some stranger in a mask's lap." Icky!
                  your mac was broken? lol.

                  should have went with a pc.
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                  • RobinFinderson
                    Banned
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 10548

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Babs View Post
                    Fortunately for her, though, you'd be sure to introduce her to the beneficial aspects of pornography.
                    Naturally.

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                    • Fiyero
                      Banned
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 5266

                      #11
                      Early morning, April 4, shots rang out in the Norman, OK sky

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                      • il Padrino Ute
                        Junior Member
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 19161

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Fiyero View Post
                        Early morning, April 4, shots rang out in the Norman, OK sky
                        "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                        "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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                        • LA Ute
                          Receiver of Memory
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 19512

                          #13
                          Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                          your mac was broken? lol.

                          should have went with a pc.
                          It's "gone," fyi.
                          “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                          ― W.H. Auden


                          "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                          -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                          "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                          --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                          • pellegrino
                            miserere me
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 12100

                            #14
                            As the others have said, given your upbringing it's no wonder you find Easter creepy. Easter is absolutely my favorite holiday. The weather is usually good, the message (focus on gethsemane and the resurrection, not so much the gruesome details of the crucifixion) is one of hope and renewal. Easter is as important to our family as Christmas is. We celebrate Holy Week with our own liturgy and we make sure the kids know that we're having a big party on Easter, complete with our own egg hunt. It was fun to see our oldest (5) really get into it this year. She was excited all week, talking about how Easter is a special day and we're going to have a special party. She even started planning what she was going to say to wish each family member a happy Easter when we woke up in the morning, she even followed through.
                            Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                            God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                            Alessandro Manzoni

                            Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                            pelagius

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                            • TripletDaddy
                              sweet triple
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 58186

                              #15
                              Originally posted by LA Ute View Post
                              It's "gone," fyi.
                              zing!

                              I should have went with "gone"
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