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  • #76
    Originally posted by dabrockster View Post
    Great. Now I got a vision of two Old farts in a "Bareback Golf" Outing in my head...

    Thanks for that..
    On the back nine no less
    What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
    -Teenage Dirtbag

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    • #77
      Originally posted by beelzebabette View Post
      Now, I've heard the term "unable to perform" but this is a new concept to me. Is there a contingent of women unable to maintain consciousness with a veil atop the head?
      I think what he means is that the women are wee bit hefty.
      "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

      "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
        I think what he means is that the women are wee bit hefty.
        Oh, thanks for 'splaining that for me.

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        • #79
          Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
          I think what he means is that the women are wee bit hefty.
          There are plenty of LDS women over 23 who are not ugly, not too focused on their career and don't have bad boyfriends. Some people just take awhile to find the right person.
          What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
          -Teenage Dirtbag

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          • #80
            Originally posted by marsupial View Post
            There are plenty of LDS women over 23 who are not ugly, not too focused on their career and don't have bad boyfriends. Some people just take awhile to find the right person.
            Hey I didn't make the original comment I was just explaining his euphimism.
            "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

            "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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            • #81
              Originally posted by marsupial View Post
              There are plenty of LDS women over 23 who are not ugly, not too focused on their career and don't have bad boyfriends. Some people just take awhile to find the right person.

              Which is what I hope for both of my daughters. No hurry.

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              • #82
                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                My wife's LDS college roommates were sex machines. One of them would routinely have a boy over all night Saturday night and then fervently bear her testimony at church the next morning.

                Those numbers don't surprise me.
                They surprise me some in that I think they underestimate the reality.
                "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

                "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

                "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

                -Rick Majerus

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by byu71 View Post
                  He isn't as alluring as he thinks he is. I was with him for over 4 hours of golf once and not once did I feel a homosexual twinge of attraction toward him, now PAC on the otherhand.
                  It was PAC's 3rd or 4th trip on the links with me. There is no shame that he had some twinges of attraction to a man such as I, despite me not nailing any easy mormon girls in high school and being ruined by LDS Church leaders!
                  Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
                  -General George S. Patton

                  I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
                  -DOCTOR Wuap

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
                    I think what he means is that the women are wee bit hefty.
                    Explains why so many in Utah have pools in the backyard. Fixing popped bicycle tires on their culturally mandated coming of age experience gave them such practical knowledge in how to "get it-get it" or as my old baseball coach used to say "find da ho, biggun!"
                    Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
                    -General George S. Patton

                    I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
                    -DOCTOR Wuap

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                    • #85
                      I sort of disagree with Fusnik. I think the rate of LDS never-married women who are having sex is lower than 80%. You have to throw out the lost causes. For those who have a semblance of attractiveness then you're probably around 50%.

                      Divorcees is another matter entirely. I'd put the percentage of LDS divorcees who've done the deed post divorce but prior to remarrying around 90%. Most of those do it with more than one person.
                      Last edited by Shaka; 03-02-2010, 05:52 PM.

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                      • #86
                        My dad told me to be careful of mormon girls. his rationale was that the non-mormons were transparent. but those gosh darn sneaky mormon ladies wanted the same sausage that the non-mo'mons sought after...the devil you know theory.

                        of course, i'm a germo-phobe and never got my freak on with anyone pre-marriage and even now the hotness of my wife barely overcomes the grossness of bodily fluid exchange.

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by Viking View Post
                          My dad told me to be careful of mormon girls. his rationale was that the non-mormons were transparent. but those gosh darn sneaky mormon ladies wanted the same sausage that the non-mo'mons sought after...the devil you know theory.

                          of course, i'm a germo-phobe and never got my freak on with anyone pre-marriage and even now the hotness of my wife barely overcomes the grossness of bodily fluid exchange.
                          This is a sad existence. Therapy......lots of therapy!
                          "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

                          "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

                          "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

                          -Rick Majerus

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
                            Explains why so many in Utah have pools in the backyard. Fixing popped bicycle tires on their culturally mandated coming of age experience gave them such practical knowledge in how to "get it-get it" or as my old baseball coach used to say "find da ho, biggun!"
                            Call me naive but this one went completely over my head.

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
                              Call me naive but this one went completely over my head.
                              Goat is often inscrutable.
                              “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                              ― W.H. Auden


                              "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                              -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                              "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                              --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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